Some stupidity from around the world, and here in NZ.

[iceyak]

Oh grow up you whining liberal

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Bacon Joke

[pythia]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and
close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for
the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell?
Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Jose , eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune
and there in the distance is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,
back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of
cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. Eees a bacon tree.'

'Jose, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget.'

'Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!'

And with that... Jose races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a
machine gun opens up,and Jose is cut down in his tracks.It is
clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he
manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back man,you was right, ees not a bacon tree.'

'Jose, Jose mi amigo... what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Eees a Ham Bush.'

Re: Bacon Joke

[iceyak]

you. suck. *headdesk repeatedly*.

Re: Bacon Joke

[pythia]

Hahahaha.
My work here is done.