From the "News" (this shit is real, I couldn't make this up if I tried)

[iceyak]

Smuggler extroardinaire....
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=502&sid=605477

God Bless America
http://www.wyff4.com/news/15084141/detail.html

D&D is bad......?
http://nevadaappeal.com/article/20080118/NEWS/280154002

Why you shoudln't give buskers or hobo's money......
http://www.kvue.com/news/state/stories/011607kvuepanhandler-bkm.2c982b90.html

Like it says.....No. 10 scares me.....
http://www.madconomist.com/10-things-you-did-not-know-you-could-buy-on-amazon-com

Enjoy, all. I found this when I was slightly chopped, so I disclaim ALL knowledge. Ha!