Oh for...
So I'm dead. Hi, btw.
My cousin's 21st is coming up and, as is apparently custom for such events, there is a dress code. Formal is fine and I understand. In fact, I have a collection of at least four dresses that I can pick fr-- ... Oh ok then! You have a certain colour in mind, that's cool! I can totally understand your choice of blac-- not black? Then purple? No? Maybe blue? ... ... ... ... ... White? Are you freaking serious?
Well, hell. Ok then. HATE.
So Rhi-chan and I, thank fucking tennis for her, went on this epic journey today in search of a dress in a colour only actively sought after by .02% of the worlds population where in which only half of that actually suit the 'colour'. We started at one pm. I left the city at ten to five. Ten minutes before the place closed. That's how long it took to find this dress.
I'm fairly certain that we entered every single shop in Perth that could have anything even close to what we wanted that could look nice, because white is the only colour in the world that can make a stick look fat. I swear I looked like one of the ghosts from Pacman at one point.
But we got there. We got there and if she says one damn thing I will hurt her because she, her sister and mostly likely her friends make up the half of the .02% of the population who look good in white.
The best thing about this? The place will have free alcohol of any variety. This is just asking for red wine. Just saying.
My cousin's 21st is coming up and, as is apparently custom for such events, there is a dress code. Formal is fine and I understand. In fact, I have a collection of at least four dresses that I can pick fr-- ... Oh ok then! You have a certain colour in mind, that's cool! I can totally understand your choice of blac-- not black? Then purple? No? Maybe blue? ... ... ... ... ... White? Are you freaking serious?
Well, hell. Ok then. HATE.
So Rhi-chan and I, thank fucking tennis for her, went on this epic journey today in search of a dress in a colour only actively sought after by .02% of the worlds population where in which only half of that actually suit the 'colour'. We started at one pm. I left the city at ten to five. Ten minutes before the place closed. That's how long it took to find this dress.
I'm fairly certain that we entered every single shop in Perth that could have anything even close to what we wanted that could look nice, because white is the only colour in the world that can make a stick look fat. I swear I looked like one of the ghosts from Pacman at one point.
But we got there. We got there and if she says one damn thing I will hurt her because she, her sister and mostly likely her friends make up the half of the .02% of the population who look good in white.
The best thing about this? The place will have free alcohol of any variety. This is just asking for red wine. Just saying.