This PB Salmonella Thing Has Hit Me Hard

[icey]

Instead of blogging about obvious newsworthy events (ie. inauguration), i will just post about something very, very important to me...

I WANT MY PEANUT BUTTER! DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS OOEY GOOEY CREAMY (AND CRUNCHY CAUSE CRUNCHY PB IS SUPERIOR) PEANUT BUTTER! minus salmonella of course.

Comments

[phoenixechoes]

But salmonella adds such a delicious new dimension to the flavor!

[icey]

DO NOT MOCK MY ONE TRU LUV

[phoenixechoes]

Hey, salmonella could be my one true love, and you totally just put it way the hell down. I mean, you don't want it in your peanut butter? That's flavorist!

[himeykitty]

This sounds like a case of "get your salmonella out of my PB" versus "get your PB out of my salmonella" *grin*

[icey]

LOOK THIS SUBJECT IS VRY SRS, OK? I LUV PB! And HER salmonella is ruining it!!!!1!11one!!

[himeykitty]

OK SORRI. *puts on srs face*