yeah.. just get a sharp knife then will ya.
I have a problem...... er.. perhaps an issue... maybe it's just a "thing".
I seem to be able to attract attractive women to me when I have a "buzz" on or as others know it, an alcoholic exuberance of drawing those that might believe I am the sexiest thing on the planet, nigh perhaps even the universe. Could it be that I exude a gamma massive ridiculous silly exo-something that makes women desire me more? Perhaps I am no longer simple man but become(enter daht de dahhhhh!!!) super penis!!!! I don't get it. For some reason I have this uncanny abiliy to speak sexy dude when I've had a few in which will get me laid at the drop of a hat. I've actually had a few women inform me "I'm better when I'm drunk". Gods... that's sick. Then again.... kinda encourages the drinking bit. Though I have realized I'm gettin old. whatever. I would prefer to get past stupid drunkisms and get back to me. Erm... I'm pretty boring. I know how to fix just about everything mechanical or therotical ( computers ) so that would seem to be that I would be desirable.. but no..... Women want a "bad" man not someone that is reliable or honest or for fucks sake there when needed. (shit' I'm home all the fucking time). Granted for the last 2 yrs I've been generally unreliable er at least i think so. Any way anyone that reads this shit GET ME A WOMAN. I need a little (wtf bitch get in line) or not so roughish.......... I don't even know what I was saying but anyway. loves and spanks as goes around. Arrogant Bastard Ale... need I say more? Betcha 5 bucks no-one responds to this.
I seem to be able to attract attractive women to me when I have a "buzz" on or as others know it, an alcoholic exuberance of drawing those that might believe I am the sexiest thing on the planet, nigh perhaps even the universe. Could it be that I exude a gamma massive ridiculous silly exo-something that makes women desire me more? Perhaps I am no longer simple man but become(enter daht de dahhhhh!!!) super penis!!!! I don't get it. For some reason I have this uncanny abiliy to speak sexy dude when I've had a few in which will get me laid at the drop of a hat. I've actually had a few women inform me "I'm better when I'm drunk". Gods... that's sick. Then again.... kinda encourages the drinking bit. Though I have realized I'm gettin old. whatever. I would prefer to get past stupid drunkisms and get back to me. Erm... I'm pretty boring. I know how to fix just about everything mechanical or therotical ( computers ) so that would seem to be that I would be desirable.. but no..... Women want a "bad" man not someone that is reliable or honest or for fucks sake there when needed. (shit' I'm home all the fucking time). Granted for the last 2 yrs I've been generally unreliable er at least i think so. Any way anyone that reads this shit GET ME A WOMAN. I need a little (wtf bitch get in line) or not so roughish.......... I don't even know what I was saying but anyway. loves and spanks as goes around. Arrogant Bastard Ale... need I say more? Betcha 5 bucks no-one responds to this.