Moderately interesting
QOTD: "Never buy a car that you can't push."
Points: Insanely high-you are very fortunate. Also probably delusional.
Middling: You are very fortunate. By my standards.
Low: Wish I could help you.
(X)All my internal organs function well.
( )I get a pleasant form of physical exercise at least once a week.
(X)My goals for the future are challenging, but quite possible.
( )I can make strangers heads explode just by imagining it.
(X)I frequently chortle with glee.
(X)I have one or more close friends.
( )I will run like a child now.
(X)I get great joy from watching clouds float by and/or investment banking.
( )I have twenty or more distant friends (people you could walk up to and start a conversation)
(X)There's always something new to learn.
(X)My teeth are healthy.
(X)I really, seriously don't mind the thought of dying too much.
( )My youth was relatively trauma-free. Or if there was any, I learned from it.
(X)I derive great joy from underwear.
( )I believe a romantic relationship (if I should want one) is very possible for me.
(X)If I was out of a job tommorrow, I'm sure I'd be able to find another.
( )I love what I'd do so much that I might do it even if no one paid me.
(X)I am able to laugh when I do something horribly stupid.
(X)I am able to laugh at the stupidity of others.
(X)I can take a walk without worrying about being shot or mugged.
( )I never give up, unless of course I see that what I'm trying to do is futile.
( )I am good at talking my way into things.
( )If one significant part of my life was shot to hell tommorrow, I can always focus on other areas.
( )I get along well enough with my relatives.
(X)I sleep well.
( )I think my work actually accomplishes something.
(X)I am able to leave my house and walk around outside, should I choose to.
( )My coworkers are not all incompetant.
( )I am one sexy mofo.
(X)Butterflies like me.
(X)I'm confident that I'm helping people, if that's what I want to do.
(X)I have visited another country.
(X)I have good health insurance.
( )There will be no horrible repurcussions if I am honest with others.
(X)If I had to leave here today and move, I'm sure I have the funds to do that.
( )I am very adaptable.
(X)The simple things in life make me happy. Beer, cool breezes, aluminum siding and so forth...
(X)I am able to disregard other people's opinions.
(X)I feel like a valuable part of something-or-other.
(X)I know someone who would be willing to give me a foot massage if I asked them.
(X)I am mastering a major media form.
(X)I truly believe I am sane. Or that it doesn't matter.
( )I am able to orgaize picnics.
( )I can play the harpsichord.
( )I know three languages and I have the opportunity to use them all.
( )Yeah, I'd totally do me.
(X)I have transportation available, should an emergency come up.
(X)I am able to glory in what I do well.
Negative Points
( )What's this "future" you speak of?
(X)Many of my relatives have the same mental or physical illness.
(X)I relentlessly examine myself for possible flaws.
( )In high school I was routinely beaten up by pixies.
( )If people stop believing in me, I cease to exist.
(X)Other people bother me. I wish they would die.
( )I need a severely addictive substance.
( )I am a contestant on reality TV.
( )I am surrounded by snobs.
( )I have upwards of two skin disorders.
( )If I go out by myself and walk around, I'll probably be harassed.
(X)I am a drone.
( )I have been told I have the charisma of a dead slug.
( )My parents only cared about themselves or their money.
( )My name is embarassing to me.
( )I have no friends. I read celebrity gossip columns instead.
( )The police want me. (At least somebody does).
( )I frequently think "Man, I am one sad bastard."
The Color Quiz
Your Existing Situation
Needs peace and quiet. Desires a close and faithful partner from whom to demand special consideration and unquestioning affection. If these requirements are not met, is liable to turn away and withdraw altogether.
Your Stress Sources
Suppresses his innate enthusiasm and imaginative nature, for fear that he might be carried away by it only to find himself pursuing some will-o'-the-wisp. Feels he has been misled and abused and has withdrawn to hold himself cautiously aloof from others. Keeps a careful and critical watch to see whether motives towards him are sincere--a watchfulness which easily develops into suspicion and distrust.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.
Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity, but tries to avoid conflict.
Your Desired Objective
Seeks the determination and elasticity of will necessary to establish himself and to make himself independent despite the difficulties of his situation. Wants to overcome opposition and achieve recognition.
Your Actual Problem
Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety. Desires recognition and position, but is worried about his prospects. Reacts to this by protecting at any criticism and resisting any attempt to influence him. Tries to assert himself by meticulous control of detail in an effort to strengthen his position.
Your Actual Problem #2
Works to strengthen his position and bolster his self-esteem by examining his own accomplishments (and those of others) with critical appraisal and scientific discrimination. Insists on having things clear-cut and unequivocal.
I cut my hair two days ago. I always get a great deal of satisfaction from cutting my hair. Both the action and the completed result. Makes me feel better about myself. Like... a lot. Had a series of extremely unusual dreams last night. Something involving food... a lot of food... which is strange since I don't usually have food in my dreams. Also a very striking dream I had of a guy talking to me in a cafeteria. I was very displeased that I was woken up during that dream. That dream felt weird, too. Not like real life, but not like a dream, either. Somewhere in between...
Yesterday after I got home, I pretty much went straight to bed. Woke up around 11:30PM. Since everyone goes to bed around 10:00 at my parents' house (including me), I decided just to go back to sleep. Because of that, I didn't eat between 2:00PM yesterday and 6:00AM today. I feel better today than I did yesterday, so I'm guessing that was the correct course of action.
Points: Insanely high-you are very fortunate. Also probably delusional.
Middling: You are very fortunate. By my standards.
Low: Wish I could help you.
(X)All my internal organs function well.
( )I get a pleasant form of physical exercise at least once a week.
(X)My goals for the future are challenging, but quite possible.
( )I can make strangers heads explode just by imagining it.
(X)I frequently chortle with glee.
(X)I have one or more close friends.
( )I will run like a child now.
(X)I get great joy from watching clouds float by and/or investment banking.
( )I have twenty or more distant friends (people you could walk up to and start a conversation)
(X)There's always something new to learn.
(X)My teeth are healthy.
(X)I really, seriously don't mind the thought of dying too much.
( )My youth was relatively trauma-free. Or if there was any, I learned from it.
(X)I derive great joy from underwear.
( )I believe a romantic relationship (if I should want one) is very possible for me.
(X)If I was out of a job tommorrow, I'm sure I'd be able to find another.
( )I love what I'd do so much that I might do it even if no one paid me.
(X)I am able to laugh when I do something horribly stupid.
(X)I am able to laugh at the stupidity of others.
(X)I can take a walk without worrying about being shot or mugged.
( )I never give up, unless of course I see that what I'm trying to do is futile.
( )I am good at talking my way into things.
( )If one significant part of my life was shot to hell tommorrow, I can always focus on other areas.
( )I get along well enough with my relatives.
(X)I sleep well.
( )I think my work actually accomplishes something.
(X)I am able to leave my house and walk around outside, should I choose to.
( )My coworkers are not all incompetant.
( )I am one sexy mofo.
(X)Butterflies like me.
(X)I'm confident that I'm helping people, if that's what I want to do.
(X)I have visited another country.
(X)I have good health insurance.
( )There will be no horrible repurcussions if I am honest with others.
(X)If I had to leave here today and move, I'm sure I have the funds to do that.
( )I am very adaptable.
(X)The simple things in life make me happy. Beer, cool breezes, aluminum siding and so forth...
(X)I am able to disregard other people's opinions.
(X)I feel like a valuable part of something-or-other.
(X)I know someone who would be willing to give me a foot massage if I asked them.
(X)I am mastering a major media form.
(X)I truly believe I am sane. Or that it doesn't matter.
( )I am able to orgaize picnics.
( )I can play the harpsichord.
( )I know three languages and I have the opportunity to use them all.
( )Yeah, I'd totally do me.
(X)I have transportation available, should an emergency come up.
(X)I am able to glory in what I do well.
Negative Points
( )What's this "future" you speak of?
(X)Many of my relatives have the same mental or physical illness.
(X)I relentlessly examine myself for possible flaws.
( )In high school I was routinely beaten up by pixies.
( )If people stop believing in me, I cease to exist.
(X)Other people bother me. I wish they would die.
( )I need a severely addictive substance.
( )I am a contestant on reality TV.
( )I am surrounded by snobs.
( )I have upwards of two skin disorders.
( )If I go out by myself and walk around, I'll probably be harassed.
(X)I am a drone.
( )I have been told I have the charisma of a dead slug.
( )My parents only cared about themselves or their money.
( )My name is embarassing to me.
( )I have no friends. I read celebrity gossip columns instead.
( )The police want me. (At least somebody does).
( )I frequently think "Man, I am one sad bastard."
The Color Quiz
Your Existing Situation
Needs peace and quiet. Desires a close and faithful partner from whom to demand special consideration and unquestioning affection. If these requirements are not met, is liable to turn away and withdraw altogether.
Your Stress Sources
Suppresses his innate enthusiasm and imaginative nature, for fear that he might be carried away by it only to find himself pursuing some will-o'-the-wisp. Feels he has been misled and abused and has withdrawn to hold himself cautiously aloof from others. Keeps a careful and critical watch to see whether motives towards him are sincere--a watchfulness which easily develops into suspicion and distrust.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.
Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity, but tries to avoid conflict.
Your Desired Objective
Seeks the determination and elasticity of will necessary to establish himself and to make himself independent despite the difficulties of his situation. Wants to overcome opposition and achieve recognition.
Your Actual Problem
Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety. Desires recognition and position, but is worried about his prospects. Reacts to this by protecting at any criticism and resisting any attempt to influence him. Tries to assert himself by meticulous control of detail in an effort to strengthen his position.
Your Actual Problem #2
Works to strengthen his position and bolster his self-esteem by examining his own accomplishments (and those of others) with critical appraisal and scientific discrimination. Insists on having things clear-cut and unequivocal.
I cut my hair two days ago. I always get a great deal of satisfaction from cutting my hair. Both the action and the completed result. Makes me feel better about myself. Like... a lot. Had a series of extremely unusual dreams last night. Something involving food... a lot of food... which is strange since I don't usually have food in my dreams. Also a very striking dream I had of a guy talking to me in a cafeteria. I was very displeased that I was woken up during that dream. That dream felt weird, too. Not like real life, but not like a dream, either. Somewhere in between...
Yesterday after I got home, I pretty much went straight to bed. Woke up around 11:30PM. Since everyone goes to bed around 10:00 at my parents' house (including me), I decided just to go back to sleep. Because of that, I didn't eat between 2:00PM yesterday and 6:00AM today. I feel better today than I did yesterday, so I'm guessing that was the correct course of action.