Angels with Dirty Faces
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Terri Schiavo, you had better die soon or I'm going to drive down to Tampa and personally place a pillow over your ghastly, monster-face. I am so sick of sitting down on my Lazy-Boy to eat a well prepared meal and seeing your drooly gaze plastered across my television. Your numbness is so damn gross and monopolizes every media outlet, taking away from more vital news like who J.Lo is marrying or Michel Jackson's favorite position. News like that is so much more... well... you know what, I was going to use this space to grant my friends permission to yank that plug if I ever fall into a vegetable state, but upon recent introspection, I would prefer that they just kill me now.
This whole country is in a fucking coma.
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Terri Schiavo, you had better die soon or I'm going to drive down to Tampa and personally place a pillow over your ghastly, monster-face. I am so sick of sitting down on my Lazy-Boy to eat a well prepared meal and seeing your drooly gaze plastered across my television. Your numbness is so damn gross and monopolizes every media outlet, taking away from more vital news like who J.Lo is marrying or Michel Jackson's favorite position. News like that is so much more... well... you know what, I was going to use this space to grant my friends permission to yank that plug if I ever fall into a vegetable state, but upon recent introspection, I would prefer that they just kill me now.
This whole country is in a fucking coma.
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