So here are the "rejects" of the Caruso/Doctor one-liners. It'll be pretty obvious why I rejected these, but let me know which ones you guys like best anyways. For any of you who don't follow ihasatardis normally, HERE is the--well, not original-- one that was submitted "officially" there. You kind of have to watch American TV to understand it, but if you don't, I have provided a link at the end for you :3
Spoilers for DW 5x06: "Vampires of Venice" and 5x08: "The Hungry Earth"
This one was actually the very first one I came up with:
This one was actually inspired (w/e) by I pun I saw online recently: