DUAL ACTION POST of the Lady Dragon variety [text/action]

[icequeen_aran]

[Now that Samus has opposable thumbs again she has been relishing in doing things that require thumbs... such as showering and not eating poffins or dead rabbits, or such as tacking photos of a certain someone on the faculty lounge's caulk board. Right in the middle there. Nice and big. PLEASE ENJOY PRETTY PRINCESS PANTY MILLER, THOSE WHO FREQUENT

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Re: AND BACKDATED. WEDNESDAY EVENING after Falcon boots her off the roof.

[blondprodigy]

[At some point after robot shenanigans a certain Bidoof came up to the rooftops to BROOD and ANGST over how his beautiful robot dream is ruined forever. He was actually dozing off when some douchebag started running around on the rooftop, carrying with him the scent of... SOMETHING DELICIOUS. And Jeff forgot to eat today because he was too ashamed to face anyone. He's following you, Falcon. At least to the edge of the roof.]

[icequeen_charan]

[She flew away because SOMEONE WAS A BIGGER JERK WHO ACCUSED HER OF BEING A HO. She was not a ho okay. But eventually she cooled off after experiencing the majesty of flight and coming back to land on a roof. It just happens to be the same roof.]

[fire_pawnch]

[WELL YOU WERE A HO, SAMUS.

No, tiny rodent Pokemon. These are for a majestic lady dragon who at this moment is probably still off flying around being a jerk and not getting proper nutrients (that is what the adorable dead woodland also-maybe-a-rodent creature is for).

IN FACT, there is the lady dragon RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately, Falcon is perhaps holding the basket of foodstuffs within the reach of said tiny rodent Pokemon.]

[blondprodigy]

[OH SHIT, IT'S CHAR. Hopefully this big... bird thing... isn't as much of a douche as he is. Jeff is just hoping this doesn't all end in kidneypunches. But ti definitely will if he tries to steal one, so...]

Um... E-excuse me, is it okay if I have one of those?

[fire_pawnch]

[Falcon is about to turn around and say "NO WAY BROSEPH THESE ARE FOR MY GIRL, GET BENT". Instead he turns around and sees a Bidoof wearing a very familiar pair of glasses.]

...Jeff?

[icequeen_charan]

[Jeff...? JEFF IS THAT YOU. Charizard lady is stomping her way towards the duo.]

[blondprodigy]

[OH GOD CHAR IS COMING THIS WAY. AND JEFF IS TINY AND BULLY-ABLE. He's just going to cling bravely to Falcon's leg.]

[fire_pawnch]

[LOOK DOWN AT JEFF.] What are you doing.

[LOOK UP AT SAMUS.] I'm sorry I kicked you off the roof.

[He offers the poffins and dead wildlife.] Except I'm not.

[icequeen_charan]

[STARES AT PRESENTS] ...Not you're not.

[But she accepts them anyway.] Don't do it again.

[STARES AT JEFFDOOF] ... [lean down sniff sniff] Jeff...?

[blondprodigy]

[AAAAAAAAAAH. Wait. That's a pretty feminine-sounding poglevoice you've got there, Char. UNLESS...!]

O-oh. You're not Char, are you? I, uh. I thought you were. [NERVOUS LAUGH.] Who are you, then?

[fire_pawnch]

I told you I wasn't. You should be thanking me, I taught you the secret of flight.

[ALSO STARING AT JEFFDOOF.]

[blondprodigy]

[STARES BACK. And hurriedly detaches himself from chickenthing's leg.] Sorry.

[icequeen_charan]

[Little hopeful tag wag] Samus.

[fire_pawnch]

[Now that we are having an adorable little family reunion he is going to offer Jeff a poffin.]

[blondprodigy]

Whoa! Really? [Relaxes considerably!] No fair, you got to turn into a huge dragon and I'm just a... big-toothed thing. [Accepts the poffin, looking chickenman up and down. If he kicked Samus off the roof and is still alive, he must be...]

Falcon?

[fire_pawnch]

On a good day.

[He is also going to take a poffin.]

How are you holding up?