Recap of Mayventures [text]

[icequeen_aran]

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THIS DOES NOT EXIST. OR DOES IT.

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♫ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

YOU LIVE IN A ZOO

I BLEW UP SOME SPACE PIRATES

AND THEY SMELLED JUST LIKE YOU ♫

ITT: DICK MEN WHO TOY WITH A GIRL'S FEELINGS

[icequeen_aran]

THE SECOND I STOP BEING NONE THE WISER I WILL STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOU.

AND I WILL YELL AT YOU FOREVER AND DISOWN YOU THE SECOND YOU GET BACK.

LIKE THE ICE QUEEN I AM.

THEN I WILL GO BLOW UP ZODA AND LEAVE HIS HEAD IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE BLUE FALCON.

ITT: DICKS

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YOU'LL MIIIIIISSS MEEEEEEE

ITT: DICKS AND EMOTIONAL RETARDS

[icequeen_aran]

YOU'LL MISS GETTING YOUR ASS SPANKED EVERY WEEKEND LIKE THE OVERGROWN BRAT YOU ARE.

BLOOD'S HEAD WILL BE IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.

ITT: THE VERY BEST EMOTIONAL RETARDS

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OK WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT CAN I AT LEAST REENACT THAT SCENE FROM EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

ITT: SLIDEY POLE IS MINE

[icequeen_aran]

THE ONE WHERE YOU GET FROZEN IN CARBONITE AND I DO EMBARRASSING THINGS TO YOU AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

ITT: TOO LATE I ALREADY PUT MY BUTTPRINT ON IT

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NO THE ONE WHERE I'M LUKE AND I GO FIGHT DARTH VADER IN A HALLUCINATION ON DAGOBAH AND I CUT OFF HIS HEAD

AND UNDER THE HELMET

IS ME

ITT: NNNNOOOOOOO /VADER

[icequeen_aran]

I APPROVE.

BECAUSE I'LL BE MAD AT YOU. MAD AT YOU FOR HOURS AND DAYS AND EVERYTHING WILL REMIND ME OF HOW MUCH YOU ARE A DICK.

ITT: IT'S MINE

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YOU'LL COME BACK

YOU ALWAYS COME BACK