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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 05:45:55 UTC
Paraformaldehyde and p-Phenylenediamine? ...no wonder I couldn't identify them, they blended in with the hair dye tests...

...I'm starting to have a good idea who might be behind all of this.

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 05:51:54 UTC
Who might that be?

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 06:09:17 UTC
If my theories are right, and this was both an elaborate way to get back at us for their second defeat in a row in football, along with what we did when we went there to rescue Nancy?

Dr.Albert W. Wily.

I've looked up files on him...he has a lot of robots as his disposal. He's also been in jail a few times. Incredibly brilliant, as you probably guessed. I read up a lot of his books on robotics, and I remember a passage that talked about the possibility of freezing time, if just for a few seconds. I wanted to make it for myself... To mock nature, if you will. Just to see if he could do it. Hold on, I have the books with me, I'll be right back...

[Book searching was done.]

Yeah, that specific part of the books mentions research being conducted with paraformaldehyde and hydrogen cels...do you think?

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 06:36:35 UTC
If by brilliant you mean crazy, sure. So he made a robot that could possibly freeze time and dye/cut hair without anyone noticing. Sounds like him alright, though I wouldn't want to assume without more proof first.

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 06:41:58 UTC
I'd need to be able to hack into his files, but unfortunately accessing them from here is next to impossible.

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 06:42:49 UTC
I hope you're not suggesting another recon mission.

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 06:44:18 UTC
Just a tiny one instead of sending everyone like last time?

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 06:45:25 UTC
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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 06:54:45 UTC
If they are guilty, they probably would be expecting someone, however. But if it's Wily, he's definitely working behind Dr.Light's back.

What was the name of that kid...uh...Edrich? Edgeworth? No, that's one of the professors. You have to remember him, he's the school's team captain and he was there when we invaded and seemed annoyed with Wily too. Maybe he might know a bit more, if we talk to him first?

Or I could just try to hack his journal files. I'd need access to their database, however, and it's locked down just like ours.

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 07:00:26 UTC
Edward?

[CAREFUL CONSIDERATION...]

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 07:04:49 UTC
Yeah! I think that's him.

[check's Capcom's website]

Yeap. Edward F. Falcon. He's not related to Falcon, is he?

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 07:10:53 UTC
That's him. He is... much more reasonable to talk to. I hope not.

I'm not agreeing to anything yet.

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 07:27:28 UTC
I could talk to him. Apparently he's not too bad in the field of robotics himself, if this overly worded school online profile of his is true...

[click click]

Well there's his school address, but that's just asking for Wily to trace the mail. And now that school is over, he might even be gone off on vacation or something.

Dammit.

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 16:12:49 UTC
[T-THE CALL OF A POSSIBLY EXCITING DANGEROUS. RECON MISSION. MUST IGNORE. MUST IGNORE. IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST AS STUPID AND WASTE MY TIME AS MUCH AS THE LAST ONE.]

Humor me, Lash. What exactly are you planning to do should any of these suspicions prove correct and you get your definite proof?

[The answer is pretty obvious, but Samus will ask anyway]

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 18:40:47 UTC
If I could? I'd shave his hair and his mustache. See how he likes getting those flying winged hair of his clipped.

But I suppose if I want to be a good little girl, the correct answer would be mount enough proof against him and get his ass thrown into jail again, making Capcom owe us a debt of gratitude and thus allowing a lingering but somewhat tolerated period of mutual acceptance by the two schools. [That was a long sentence, phew.] Considering his marks on "ratemyteachers.com" it's not like the school enjoys him much, either. I guess he's there because Dr.Light is an idiot trusts him too much.

[Come on Samus, don't you want to go through a crazy's guy castle and fight eight robot masters? Oh and you might not want to go on ratemyteachers.com either, most of the comments about you talk more about your figure than your teaching abilities.]

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 20:20:26 UTC
[WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING?]

[Samus would not mind a little divine and well-deserved retribution for Falcon's poor head of hair as well as her own. And for her previous, explosiony welcome into Capcom High when Nancy went missing. The call for a mission that would hopefully result in some kind of peace, even if only momentary, is always appealing. Also, Edward.]

Hn.

[She was however, greatly looking forward to trying to find a new place to move into over the break, trying to gather research notes to Olimar, possibly ask Snake about Sniper Wolf, go punch Blacky in the face again, go punch Bowser in the face again, among work on dozens of other projects and future mission shenanigans to log. Adventure time with Lash, Lash explosioness extraordinaire clearly they are perfect partners Samus was not sure how much she'd like... especially if she is not being paid to meddle in the affairs of another school.]

Tell you what, see if you can get a hold of Edward and then get back to me on this.

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