Snake Birfudei [action]
[In regards to a certain someone's certain birthday a certain blonde has also been a certain sneaky sneak and slipped a small package in his dorm when he wasn't there. Certainly. She's probably most definitely going to be in and out today on bounty hunter business.
In said package (which may or may not be contained in a plain, brown cardboard box tied with a string) are as follows:
• Several small chocolate-cheesecake slices, neatly wrapped. She isn't the best at cooking dessert things but she followed a cooking dessert thing recipe and tried. 8C
• Also neatly wrapped is a small 9MM handgun which is clearly the best handgun ever because on closer inspection Mr. Snake might find it isn't exactly a handgun. She figures the one she got for Christmas is probably long spent by now. Pssht. And she still disapproves of your habits Snake, just so you know.
• A handwritten card which reads:
Happy Birthday. Call me if you need anything.
- Samus
P.S. It was a toss up between a Desert Eagle and the 9MM. I almost couldn't decide. ]