Crossdressing Cafe, Underage Drinking Party and Fraternizing with the Enemy, oh my. [text]

[icequeen_aran]

Sounds like quite the party everyone had. Frankly, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. I hope all of you were enjoying yourselves this morning with your hangovers.

Goroh. Where'd you get those cookies? Juuuust craving some more curious.

Oh hey, is it someone's birthday around here?

[Private; hackable]
Aaaaugh... of all the places I went to last night they were there. I'll never be able to unsee that cowboy outfit, thanks Ocelot.

[Private to Jeff; unhackable]
...I'm not going to lecture you, I think that's been done enough. But I am going to request you take off that gunship 'watch' I gave you and destroy it.

Or I will.

[Private to Falcon; unhackable]
How'd it go? No one got hurt, right? On that note, are you okay? I saw your car in the parking lot this morning...

[Private to Snake; unhackable]
Hey... just wanted to drop a line and see how you were doing. You do anything exciting this weekend?

[Private to Kyle Hyde; unhackable]
Told you I'd do it, and I stayed in the cafe the whole time too. I heard olive oil is good for getting paint out. Maybe give it a try sometime, Hyde.