[Oh Samus, you shouldn't have come to campus. Least not when Azelf was around. Cause he doesn't see you as a random passerby looking for food or whatever that chickens do. He sees you as a threat. And said threat will be dealt with]
~ DEMON PIDGEY!! ~
[Here's a Swift Attack heading your way, Cucco Samus. And there will be more; Azelf will show no mercy]
[Mistaken identity or not, Samus immediately recognized that telepathic voice ringing in her head.
Azelf, no!
While it's often very startling and intimidating, the neat thing about shouting out something before you attack means it gives the target some margin of warning to get out of the way. With a great leap, Samus took to the air, fluttering frantically and narrowly avoiding the Swift Attack. She landed rather clumsily on the top of an oldsmobile.
The parking lot was proving to be very hazardous today for someone who wasn't really a chicken. She was going to try and let Azelf know that.
...Except it sounded like a bunch of angry clucking and cawing.]
[Angry clucking and cawing? Those are fighting words and Azelf isn't going to let some bird talk trash to him like that, not when your kind had turned his friends and the students and faculty into stone, no sir! But dang, why didn't his Swift Attack hit her? Perhaps he's losing his touch...
But no worries! There's another attack the Pixie have that the Cucco could never escape from. And that move is Uproar; sure, it'll cause some car alarms to go off, but at least he'll bring in the pain. You hear that, Demon Pidgey? You're going down!]
[BAAAAAWK! The sound was unbearably loud and she was sure her cries were drowned in the Uproar and car-alarms, much less it was very difficult to move. Still, she stubbornly struggled stand, then with a great heave she literally threw herself over the hood and landed on the asphalt. Her poor little cucco ears would not stop ringing, and she scrambled under the car. Maybe he'd leave her alone or she could figure out some way to covey to him she wasn't a demon Pidgey...]
[Fortunately for Cucco Samus, Uproar had reached its end. You don't have to worry about yourself going deaf anymore. Though the Legendary is surprised that the other decided to hide under the car rather than attack him. Not that he wanted her to, but shouldn't she be spitting venom or something like that by now?
Whatever; if the bird won't bring the fight to him, then he will bring the fight to her. With Nasty Plot already being used, he's all the more ready to land the feathered menace a Critical Hit. And if that doesn't cause her to faint like a Demonized Pokemon should, than nothing else will.
And so he's floating over to your direction, still in attack mode. What are you going to do about it?]
[If by spitting venom you mean wanting to spit out venomous words at his idiocy, quite possibly. Regardless, Samus kept her words to herself and huddled under the car, mind racing for solutions other than, "run away and hide and hope he doesn't find me" or, "play dead because I know Pokemon fight until the other faints and then they're supposed to go away."
She needed to communicate with him, somehow. Of all the damn irony that she was faced with a telepath, unable to speak herself! It was a shot in the dark, but maybe if she thought really loudly and repeatedly he'd pick up on it before he found her.
AZELF. IT'S SAMUS. STOP ATTACKING THE CHICKEN.
If that didn't work, she braced herself to run again.]
Azelf stopped right in his tracks, only a few feet away from where the Cucco was hiding, and started to look around. It sounded like her, but he couldn't find her anywhere. Oh where oh where could the Bounty Hunter be?
Could it be that she's in hiding? If so, then that would change his opinion of her and not in a positive way. Only Nobodies hide when danger's rearing its ugly head, meaning she should help him rid of this threat instead, once and for all. But why does she not want him to finish the bird off? Doesn't she see that it's a threat to the Academy and all in Final Destination City?]
~ But Saaaammmmuuus! The Demon Pidgey will turn everyone to stone if I don't! And you should be helping me, unless you're a Nobody too! ~
[Slowly, and as non-threateningly as possible, the rest of the chicken emerged from under the car, trying her best to not look as indignant as possible. His reasons for attacking became a little more understandable, but Samus wasn't feeling any more sympathetic about the mistaken identity.]
This one is fine, trust me. Just leave it alone.
[A pause. Words 'spoken' very dryly and only with the express purpose of drilling it into Azelf's head.]
[You've said the magic words, Samus; he'll do anything for willpower and this is no exception, so count your lucky stars that you're in the clear.]
~ Okay! ~
[He flew a few feet back and away from the chicken with no intention of attacking it. But he didn't leave the area, simply because he's looking for someone]
[Oops. With the way she worded it, it certainly sounded like she wasn't the chicken he was just about to attack... Given the chance, she'd like to keep him thinking like that, as long as her life wasn't being threatened. Being stuck as a chicken for a week wasn't exactly glamorous for the bounty hunter and her pride... think fast think fast...]
[And there was a long pause with Azelf scratching his oddly shaped head. He doesn't have anything else to say to Samus at this moment, so might as well end the conversation]
~ DEMON PIDGEY!! ~
[Here's a Swift Attack heading your way, Cucco Samus. And there will be more; Azelf will show no mercy]
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Azelf, no!
While it's often very startling and intimidating, the neat thing about shouting out something before you attack means it gives the target some margin of warning to get out of the way. With a great leap, Samus took to the air, fluttering frantically and narrowly avoiding the Swift Attack. She landed rather clumsily on the top of an oldsmobile.
The parking lot was proving to be very hazardous today for someone who wasn't really a chicken. She was going to try and let Azelf know that.
...Except it sounded like a bunch of angry clucking and cawing.]
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But no worries! There's another attack the Pixie have that the Cucco could never escape from. And that move is Uproar; sure, it'll cause some car alarms to go off, but at least he'll bring in the pain. You hear that, Demon Pidgey? You're going down!]
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Whatever; if the bird won't bring the fight to him, then he will bring the fight to her. With Nasty Plot already being used, he's all the more ready to land the feathered menace a Critical Hit. And if that doesn't cause her to faint like a Demonized Pokemon should, than nothing else will.
And so he's floating over to your direction, still in attack mode. What are you going to do about it?]
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She needed to communicate with him, somehow. Of all the damn irony that she was faced with a telepath, unable to speak herself! It was a shot in the dark, but maybe if she thought really loudly and repeatedly he'd pick up on it before he found her.
AZELF. IT'S SAMUS. STOP ATTACKING THE CHICKEN.
If that didn't work, she braced herself to run again.]
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Azelf stopped right in his tracks, only a few feet away from where the Cucco was hiding, and started to look around. It sounded like her, but he couldn't find her anywhere. Oh where oh where could the Bounty Hunter be?
Could it be that she's in hiding? If so, then that would change his opinion of her and not in a positive way. Only Nobodies hide when danger's rearing its ugly head, meaning she should help him rid of this threat instead, once and for all. But why does she not want him to finish the bird off? Doesn't she see that it's a threat to the Academy and all in Final Destination City?]
~ But Saaaammmmuuus! The Demon Pidgey will turn everyone to stone if I don't! And you should be helping me, unless you're a Nobody too! ~
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That's not a Demon Pidgey. That's just a chicken. It's not going to turn anyone into stone.
[Said chicken tentatively poked its head out from under the car, fixing Azelf with a cautious gaze.]
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~ It looks like a Demon Pidgey to me... ~
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This one is fine, trust me. Just leave it alone.
[A pause. Words 'spoken' very dryly and only with the express purpose of drilling it into Azelf's head.]
...For willpower.
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~ Okay! ~
[He flew a few feet back and away from the chicken with no intention of attacking it. But he didn't leave the area, simply because he's looking for someone]
~ ...Samus, where are you? ~
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[Oops. With the way she worded it, it certainly sounded like she wasn't the chicken he was just about to attack... Given the chance, she'd like to keep him thinking like that, as long as her life wasn't being threatened. Being stuck as a chicken for a week wasn't exactly glamorous for the bounty hunter and her pride... think fast think fast...]
I'm sick. At home.
[Smmmmmooooth.]
...How are you?
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[It works for Pokemon, so surely it'll work for humans too, right?]
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[And there was a long pause with Azelf scratching his oddly shaped head. He doesn't have anything else to say to Samus at this moment, so might as well end the conversation]
~ Can I go now? ~
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[Strangely enough the chicken seemed to nod in tune with these thoughts. Catching herself, she started to slink away.]
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