I stand corrected. Izzy learned how to cat while I was at work today. Behold:
I got her a Furminator while at Petsmart today. It's a de-shedder tool that looks like a high-end flea comb and is worth every penny. Just a few passes and I got out so much loose hair from her undercoat that I could have made a second cat out of it. She looked tons better afterwards; she's been shedding like crazy lately and always has this look like she's just a smidge too hot, even though she lives in an air conditioned environment. Going to take the comb over to mom and dad's to see if I can get to Mr. T this weekend. You barely pet him and handfuls of fur goes flying.