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[icemasta]

Geez, it's been a while since I updated, hasn't it

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[beckyh2112]

I thought Thrust and Jetfire had a casual sex thing going on? Or am I hallucinating again?

[icemasta]

*blinkablink* You're messing with my head. Even Thrust's not that nasty.

[beckyh2112]

Oh, so it was just a bosom-induced hallucination that I saw them together. Okay. Just confirming that.

Was the whole deal with Wheeljack and Hot Shot a hallucination, too?

[icemasta]

Must have been, unless they were a little more than buddies back on Cybertron. Wheeljack knows the rules.

[beckyh2112]

There are rules about this sort of thing?

[icemasta]

Well, sort-of rules. Unwritten rules that say you don't ever, ever go crossfaction.

[beckyh2112]

Or they get shot in the back of the head?

[icemasta]

No. Well, yeah, if you're a Decepticon. But everyone follows that rule if they have sense.

[beckyh2112]

*nods*

Bosoms induce interesting hallucinations in me.

[icemasta]

Maybe you should stop looking at them, then.

[beckyh2112]

I know 'interesting' is often a synonym for 'disasterous', but I find them to be very good sorts of hallucinations. Sweet, sweet slashy sex.

[icemasta]

Look, I like those sorts of interesting as much as the next healthy mech, but there's limits, you know?

[beckyh2112]

Limits as in taste-limits, or limits as in what you actually act on?

[icemasta]

Limits in things that you're not supposed to do, ever. It doesn't even matter what he looks like. You don't screw Autobots.

[beckyh2112]

But hallucinations/fantasies/things that stay inside your own head... Those aren't so bad, are they?

[icemasta]

No, but sometimes you shouldn't even think about certain things.