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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Heather Needs Men" "Heather Needs to Start Wearing a Brassiere" "Heather Needs Two Therapists"
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So many great ones... where do I start to choose just one?
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search
A: "Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator "
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Heather says CLAPCLAP." <--- Yes. I say clap, minions.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Heather Wants to Kick Pamela Anderson's Ass." (this one made me die XD) "Heather Wants to Grab His Booty"
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Heather Does England" (I wish.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Heather Hates You." (XD too perfect)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Heather asks the patient to wiggle her toes"
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Heather Goes Bonkers"
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Heather Likes Anal" o.O I don't believe so... no.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Heather Eats You." No, ma'am. Heather Eats Your Face.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Heather Wears an Ugly Mask"
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Heather Was Arrested for Having Sex with Student" (Sweet action)
Q: Type in "[your name] thinks" in Google Search:
A: "Heather thinks she can rap betta than me but she an't nuthin but a hater" (LMFAO)