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so i went to supercuts to get my haircut. but the bitch was so retarded that it took her like 25 minutes just to do a little piece. it was totally crooked and you could tell she had no idea what she was doing. when i walked in, she was cutting a dummy's hair. i started having flashbacks to the butchering i got last summer at supercuts, another girl on her first day totally gave me the worst haircut ever and i looked like a fucking clown. i decided "fuck that", i won't have another terrible hair cut. so i told her to hold on a second, got up and ripped off the cape thing and ran out the door. only i was wearing sandals so i slipped on the hair and fell. so i ripped off my sandals and ran out the door. and floored it. so i drove around looking for a place to get a haircut. so i go to the mall to go to c+c. so i go to park my car and some fratboys are standing in the middle of the road. and wont move. and they start talking shit when i pull up to them and look at them. so, we got in an argument, they tried to come after me, i tried to run them over, etc. so thats out. so i decide to go to the black barbershop. it was pretty much the funniest thing ever cause it was just like the movie. anyway, i got the most black haircut ever. it looks absolutely terrible. they even cut off my sideburns and gave me the thin black sideburns. i look like a fucking clown. so i had to cut them off, anfd i've had sideburns for like five years, that makes me unhappy. fuck, why can't i get a good haircut?