"I like my movies like I like my women: wide... screen."

[icehealer]

Some things really make a lot more sense in your head and the moment they manifest as verbal words you suddenly find yourself on the wrong end of a "come again?" discussion

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[10minutes2far]

here's a random thing I said that people took seriously... "I like my men like I like my coffee... cold and a little bitter."

[icehealer]

Wait... you were joking?

[10minutes2far]

Well, no, but I wanted them to think I was. Something about not wanting to show off my extensive collection of designer emotional baggage to colleagues or something.

[10minutes2far]

Oh, but I was joking about that being how I like my coffee.

[icehealer]

Well, that's just good taste.

[etherrant]

and with a spoon in them?