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Sweet Jesus.
This is worrying. Could I be feeling affectionate?
That would be death.
I blame all of my friends telling me I needed a crush. It's their fault I'm even contemplating this ridiculous idea.
DEATH.
I mean obviously I'm not really feeling affectionate. But still. The mere thought that the thought even enters my mind worries me. First step towards actualising a thought is thinking it. And if I end up feeling affectionate for someone who is obviously never going to return said affection I will shoot Bila in the foot. And Grace too. And everyone who said I should "fall in love" so I would stop being so cynical about love.
BAH.
NEVER.
Argh.