"i'm going to lay face down in my bed for 45 minutes."

Mar 19, 2008 10:45

I haven't worked in months and doing nothing is really starting to get old. If it weren't for the exquisite timing of my tax refund, I would be out of money.

For me, copious amounts of time=no time management abilities. I cannot be productive in any way if I am not under pressure. IT'S STARTING TO BECOME A PROBLEM BECAUSE I DO NOTHING EVERY DAY. usadhfliuhsdfluiahsfla.dlsuifasfdasfh. However, I do enjoy laying face down for 45 minutes (all day) if it is in the company of others. Conveniently, my roommates Laura and Lindsay spend a lot of their time doing nothing (with me). BLESSING OR BURDEN????

Last week i read an article about a woman in the south who had been living in her boyfriend's bathroom for 2 or more years, possibly sitting on the toilet on the entire time. Her boyfriend who had been "taking care of her" for over a decade said he would ask her to come out but would always just say, "Maybe tomorrow." Her skin had grown over the edges of the toilet seat; they had to pry it off of her.

WHY CAN'T I BE HER?

jkjkjkjk (kind of)

Narcolepsy related updates: I MET THIS GIRL WHO HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO! I was pretty stoked. It was cool to exchange stories and stuff. It is also official within the college disability services center/ my professors that they aren't allowed to get mad at me when I fall asleep. So now I'm just like, "Suck it, y'all!" Things are okay but I was having a really hard time waking up in the morning (like hard as in while sleeping I would get up and turn off my 5 alarms and get back in bed for 3 hours every day) so my Dad started calling early each day to try to help me get into a routine and actually get out of my bed and start functioning like a normal person. For a few weeks it seemed to be working, but now it has just become another part of my morning routine that I carry out without actually waking. This a cause for concern because sometimes I wake up hours later than I should, slightly pissed that my Dad forgot to call, only to look at my phone to see that he DID in fact make a call, and one that was not missed on my end. AKA sometimes I answer my phone and have a conversation whilst being in some kind of retarded narcoleptic state that I fail to remember later on. This is a cause for concern as 1) I need to actually wake up, 2) I COULD BE SAYING CRAZY SHIT TO MY DAD. But he hasn't brought it up, so maybe my subconscious knows how to keep it cool so I can stay asleep.
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