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Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening my dear?
Ms. Bennet: Very well, only I wish you would not call me "my dear".
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Ms. Bennet: Because it is what my father always calls my mother when he is crossed about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments that I may allow?
Ms. Bennet: Let me think... "Lizzy" for everyday, "My Pearl" for Sundays and "Goddess Divine" for those very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: Ah, and what shall I call you when I am crossed... "Mrs. Darcy"?
Ms. Bennet: No..! No. You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely... and perfectly... and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: And how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy? *kiss on the forehead* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the left cheek* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the nose* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the right cheek* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the lips*
Ms. Bennet: Very well, only I wish you would not call me "my dear".
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Ms. Bennet: Because it is what my father always calls my mother when he is crossed about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments that I may allow?
Ms. Bennet: Let me think... "Lizzy" for everyday, "My Pearl" for Sundays and "Goddess Divine" for those very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: Ah, and what shall I call you when I am crossed... "Mrs. Darcy"?
Ms. Bennet: No..! No. You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely... and perfectly... and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: And how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy? *kiss on the forehead* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the left cheek* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the nose* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the right cheek* Mrs. Darcy... *kiss on the lips*