His shoes pick up chickas.
*in the library*
Boy: *talks to boy* I pick up so many girls with these shoes...let's ask this girl. *calls to me* hey you!
Me: *turns around*
Boy: what do you think about my shoes?
Me: *looks at them* *ponders* ..they're pretty cool I guess.
Boy: *talks to other boy* you see? These things are chick magnets. *talks to me again* You want to jump on me and maul me like an animal don't you?
Me: *dryly* oh yes..it's just that animal magnetism.
Boy: *talks to other boy* SEE! *talks to me* well the library doesn't close for another five minutes, we could give it a go now.
Me: .... *turns back to the computer*
ah...the joys of high school.
Boy: *talks to boy* I pick up so many girls with these shoes...let's ask this girl. *calls to me* hey you!
Me: *turns around*
Boy: what do you think about my shoes?
Me: *looks at them* *ponders* ..they're pretty cool I guess.
Boy: *talks to other boy* you see? These things are chick magnets. *talks to me again* You want to jump on me and maul me like an animal don't you?
Me: *dryly* oh yes..it's just that animal magnetism.
Boy: *talks to other boy* SEE! *talks to me* well the library doesn't close for another five minutes, we could give it a go now.
Me: .... *turns back to the computer*
ah...the joys of high school.