[bsg_pornbattle] Basestar Rave

[icedteainthebag]

Title: Basestar Rave
Author: icedteainthebag
Pairing: Laura/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,396
Spoilers: through S4
Author's Notes: Originally written for the bsg_pornbattle. Prompt: Bill/Laura, "let's have some fun/this beat is sick/I wanna take a ride/on your disco stick." This was written per coffeesuperhero's request. I want to thank tlynnfic for first brainstorming this idea with me via txt,

Comments

[dashakay]

Dear Adrienne,

I am writing you to inform you that Dasha will give you full and complete feedback tomorrow but I have had to sedate her with a Thorazine injection to her gluteus maximus. Her hysterical laughter was such that I felt it was best to calm her down before she ruptured vital internal organs. She is currently sprawled on our bed, drooing and singing "I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this, I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this..."

I remain, your friend as always,

N

[somadanne]

Dear Adrienne,

I must admit that I am very concerned that your poor friend Dasha cannot manage a complete drool. This is cause for an intervention.

I believe more porn will be required. Soon.

Thank you.

~Anne

[dashakay]

Dear Anne,

I believe it's time you ante up with some porn yourself. Dasha mentioned that this morning over bagels and coffee.

Cordially,

Nathan

[somadanne]

Dear Nathan,

I was only worthy of loo fic. The pornbattle was beyond my skillz.

Maybe next time. :P

~A

[icedteainthebag]

Dear Anne,

Thank you for your concern. I will have N check D's salivary glands asap.

My fingers hurt so badly from typing they need slings. Slings? Please?

Thank you.

Adrienne

[dashakay]

Is this the kind of sling you were looking for?

[icedteainthebag]

Gaius Baltar in a sex swing, you are full of teh nastay.

[icedteainthebag]

Dear N,

You know what I always say--nothing like Thorazine, hysterical laughter, and the Ting Tings to create an atmosphere for epic sexy tiems.

Heed this advice as you deem necessary.

Yours in friendship,
A