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icedteainthebag

fic: Gaius Baltar is Not My Lover

Aug 04, 2010 13:03

Title: Gaius Baltar is Not My Lover
Authors: icedteainthebag and flamingo55
Rating: MA. Very.
Word Count: 5,885 words too long
Spoilers: New Caprica. Has anyone not seen that yet? No? That's what we thought.
Authors' Notes: Please, we beg you, put down the coffee before you read this. We take no responsibility for any damaged screens or keyboards. Also, we do ( Read more... )

flamingo but not the one of death, laura/bill, fic: gaius baltar is not my lover, total crack, authors: flamingo55/icedteainthebag

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flamingo55 August 4 2010, 18:26:21 UTC

Sorry about the dead thing. You'll be OK, right?

Thanks so much for reading - we had a blast writing it, and I'm so glad it was fun to read.

icedteainthebag August 4 2010, 18:40:29 UTC

I hope you resurrect.

mibehl August 4 2010, 18:29:40 UTC

I have no words for this. *clutches sides* :D

(Except I think I need brain bleach to repel the tuna can cock images from my mind once again. What's with Bill's cock & tuna cans??? LOL.)

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 18:31:41 UTC

Well, if you're going to use the fanfic cliches, you have to use them all, y/y?

Thanks so much for the comment - side-clutching is a compliment of the highest order. :)

icedteainthebag August 4 2010, 18:41:45 UTC

Gods, if I knew where that tuna can rumor came from... lol. It is some olden fanfic lore. Perhaps someone can expound upon its origins for us.

We kinda have no words for this either. Thanks for reading.

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 18:46:59 UTC

Laura could expound on it.

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sunshine_queen August 4 2010, 18:49:26 UTC

I thought I was delighted when you included Lady Gaga, but when you had Gaius and Head Six sing ABBA? And Laura singing the Spice Girls? Total Eclipse of the Heart? And then you ended with your second reference to The Sound of Music. THIS IS AMAZING.

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 18:52:35 UTC

Thank you!

Presidential Spice FTW.

icedteainthebag August 4 2010, 18:55:04 UTC

This needs to be iconed.

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 18:57:17 UTC

It really does.

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lls_mutant August 4 2010, 18:54:56 UTC

Well, I for one, am highly annoyed and offended. Here I am, trying to write this huge moving Bill/Laura scene- BILL/LAURA SCENE- and now I can't stop giggling and getting them to speak in song lyrics in my head!!!!! Are you trying to kill me????? :):):)

(Just in case it's not obvious, I had a BLAST reading this, and I am completely laughing my ass off. Thank you, because I'm having a miserable day and I needed that.)

Things I loved, aside from all the song lyrics:

-The Sound of Music.

-Helo 'rapping' (and dating a Graystone chick- too funny!)

-Kara's reaction to "If I had a hammer"

-Trying to imagine "Abstinence only" education under Baltar (heee!)

-::snerk:: "hungry like a wolf" was just WRONG. (Maybe because I can actually imagine EJO saying that and it makes me giggle.)

-I was eating a cookie, but I had to stop during Total Eclipse of the Heart. I'm pretty sure I'll never listen to that song the same way again. (I'll only giggle more-I started eating the cookie again around the sex scene. This was a mistake, ( ... )

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 19:01:01 UTC

YES!! We have offended someone. Our work here is done. :)

So glad you enjoyed it, and we did warn you about food and drink. Also we have some unused lyrics we can send you for your dialogue if you want. We're so generous like that.

icedteainthebag August 5 2010, 02:06:46 UTC

Well, I for one, am highly annoyed and offended.

\o/

Hey, now. We wrote several huge moving Bill/Laura scenes! They were moving a lot!!

I pretty much died when flamingo55 1) started the Total Eclipse scene and 2) worked The Joker into that thrusting. We questioned our sanity a lot during this fic. The best part is, at the end of the day, everybody had a good time writing and reading it. lol. So I'm very happy it made your day better.

And are you saying our dialogue sucks?!!??!! :O :O :O :O

lls_mutant August 5 2010, 11:22:59 UTC

They were moving a lot :)

And are you saying our dialogue sucks?!!??!! :O :O :O :O

Heee. No, I'm saying I listen to country music. And while someone on New Caprica might have a tractor that someone else thinks is sexy, and "whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky" might be very accurate for Ellen Tigh, the idea of Tigh saying "frisky" breaks my brain. :)

The best part is, at the end of the day, everybody had a good time writing and reading it.

Definitely true from the reading end!!! :)

aka_plynn August 4 2010, 18:58:08 UTC

Gaius Christ on a three-legged pony. My face and sides ache. It's like Dave Barry and Mel Brooks had a musical baby, and then hit it on the head until it was brain damaged.

Quotefest inc (I want to quote so much more, but these are the only things I have a comment for besides "LMFAO"):

Hoshi just looked at him oddly, as the Admiral did not have a Ready Room. Which was too bad, because he so often needed to be ready

As well as new and exciting places to frak Laura. I swear 90% of ST porn happens in Ready Rooms.

He wondered if they were stories about the characters from Dark Day, like he wrote sometimes.

He stopped showing them to Laura when she mocked his characterization and the fact that he only writes smut. She's high-brow like that. Frakkin' teachers.

much to Laura's amusement, but she tried not to look bemused.

I love you both so much for this. Marry me. Both of you. Wherever they allow polygamous gay marriage. There has to be somewhere, right?

"Whatever," Bill said, tossing it back. The bartender gave it to him again. ( ... )

flamingo55 August 4 2010, 19:03:05 UTC

I love you both so much for this. Marry me. Both of you. Wherever they allow polygamous gay marriage. There has to be somewhere, right?
Scorpia. I think. Let's go. My husband will understand.

That's the funk of forty thousand whores.
OMG, now I'm LMAO.

Thanks for thinking our fucked-up brains are good for something, LOL.

aka_plynn August 4 2010, 21:06:44 UTC

Scorpia. I think. Let's go. My husband will understand.

Cool. When the Mrs gets home I'll have her read this, and I guarantee she'll be on-board.

icedteainthebag August 5 2010, 02:14:02 UTC

Gaius Christ on a three-legged pony.

I'm on a horse. And that brain damage comment was probably the best feedback I have ever received and is the best feedback I will ever receive.

He stopped showing them to Laura when she mocked his characterization and the fact that he only writes smut. She's high-brow like that. Frakkin' teachers.

Lulz. ((((fanfic!writin'!Bill))))

I love you both so much for this. Marry me. Both of you. Wherever they allow polygamous gay marriage. There has to be somewhere, right?

We're getting there! As long as flamingo55's husband doesn't join in, we can have our dream gay polygamous marriage. It's only a matter of time. Table for five, please? I'm assuming you'd want the Mrs. to come along. I know mine might get a little irritable if not included in our Big Love.

Wait a minute ... I've read that fic.

Takes a special kind of writer to do a shout-out to her own fic in her own fic.

Especially with his Tauron tattoo of a fish on the side.

Didn't tjonesy write that ( ... )

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