All Right...

[icedteainthebag]

Get your asses off Twitter and onto LJ and let's have some real discussion about this secret...*

Comments

[cely]

And here I thought I was spending all that money to get her a new outfit. Go figure.

[dashakay]

Apparently we're not spending enough. We need to have a telethon or something!

[icedteainthebag]

It's obviously not being funneled toward wardrobe, that's for damn sure.

[katamarann]

Scarves are expensive, yo.

[icedteainthebag]

Then she needs to go to Kohl's.

[katamarann]

I hear you can get em like 10 for $5 at Walmart. Right next to the lawnmowers.

Okay...cracky question. Do you think she's ever even SEEN the inside of a Walmart? I vote yes. They're open 24 hours and she needed peanut butter or wine or the new Twilight DVD or something.

[icedteainthebag]

Oooh, that's rough, though, because Wal-Marts are pretty rare in California, actually. Much more rare than in the Midwest. And I don't know about New York. So it's very possible she hasn't seen the inside of one! I think this could be a fandom poll.

[dashakay]

I think it's totally possible. I've only been to Walmart once in my whole life.

[katamarann]

Poll: Where do you see Laura/Mary shopping when she needs crap?

-Kohl's
-Walmart
-Tarjay
-Kmart
-Dollar General
-Randle just shows up with shit.
-Eddie sends her things signed "The Admiral". Randle sends them back.
-Fangirls sense these things and offer them on an altar.
-None of these. She obviously is on an elevated plane of existence and things just appear for her.

[icedteainthebag]

Fucking rad. Are you going to seriously make this into a poll? Don't make me do it. I will.

[katamarann]

You are the queen of crack, dearie. Go right on ahead and add your own lulz to it.

[dashakay]

I am legally bound to answer Target since their headquarters are in my hometown although I'd love to believe she is on an elevated plane of existence where she dreams it and it's hers.