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[icedragon_22]

From www.venganza.org"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you

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[saberwolve]

WE NEED MORE PIRATES!!! Or even better, we should breed some ninja pirates, then they'd be harder to catch so they'd last longer in nature. :P

[evildrfoetus]

And why do pirates prevent global warming? To stop sea levels rising and submerging islands with their beloved buried treasure of course, arr!

And the FSM kicks ass, omnipotently I might add.