Clandestine Blog Updates
This will be on the arms. Call them badges of honor.
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I forced Dre to take a picture of himself in the black FOB Security x Clan shirt we made, just in case you haven’t seen the man on tour. Again, we’ll be selling a Limited Landmark white/green version Saturday morning starting at 11 AM at the Chicago Clan store. And you can call the store at 773-857-3525, cause once we finish helping the customers in the store, we’ll ship them to you. And by “ship,” I mean Dre might bring it to your house. But then you will also have to feed him and let him play your XBox.
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Yes, you can call the Landmark store on Saturday to put in an order for the FOB x Clan Security shirt. It’s just that we’ll have to get through those who were waiting in line first. But it worked well for the last Limited Landmark release, and as we’ve all learned - things never change.
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Manny Ramirez in 1991.
Yeah, totally, just something his doctor gave him on accident.
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Early rendering of what the DJ Hero controller will look like…
seen at Dan Hacker.
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Do you think Dame Dash woulda kissed Jay-Z on the mouth had he known it meant Jay would’ve kept him around when he really blew up? Not a bad business move.
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BUT, my one high spot of the night, I went up to the top floor to check on my girls and on the way back downstairs I saw three guys coming toward me in the hallway. The top floors of the hotel have security, so I figured they must be someone I knew. As we get closer, I step to the right and two of the other guys do also, but one guy takes up the whole hallway, even though he is not all that big. I don’t have on my glasses, so I can’t really tell who he is, but anyway, as we pass I say ” you got enough room there Mack” and keep walking. The other guy stops and says “What did you say to me?” So I told him again, but with a few adjectives. He says ” You don’t talk to me that way” now, as I start to focus in on the guy, I can see it is Mickey Rourke. The other two guys step in and break up the war of words. But, I was disappointed to see someone like that, act like he was a big shot. After of years of meeting real Movie stars, musicians, sports stars and other true big time celebrity’s, I was not going to let that ruin my night.
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Pro wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan, on a recent exchange of words with Randy “The Ram.”
I don’t care who you are or how crazy your face lift looks, you do not f with the Hacksaw and the 2x4, baby! What’chu eeeeeevn think you’re doing acting like you can hang with a legend? HOOOOOOOOO! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Oh, wait. Mickey Rourke is in “Iron Man 2?” Oh, then nevermind. He wins.
seen here.
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Wanna know what kind of art Pete likes? ME TOO! That’s why I read this article. You unfortunately can’t cause I can only post this tiny jpeg, but it’s in the new LA Confidential magazine, so if you know what magazines are (with actual paper), pick this one up.
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Digging the new installment in the Mike Shinoda x DC shoe series. If I wasn’t such an old man where hi-tops hurt my legs after a day of working, I’d buy these. I’ve become what I used to think Don Knotts felt like after filming “Three’s Company.”
seen at, and see more of the shoe at, HypeBeast.
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Paula Abdul Admits 12-Year Painkiller Addiction
In other shocking Abdul news, MC Skat Kat was a cartoon.
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A woodpecker joke would be way too Leno here.
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Cam’ron has the LAZIEST photographer EVER. I’m sure Ansel Adams sat in a collapsable chair a few feet away from a waterfall when he took photos too (p.s. he sat basically center stage for 10-15 minutes at a time. And yes, I compared Cam’ron to a beautiful waterfall). When this dude wants to have a “sitting” with you - he means you run around - he literally sits and take photos of you sweating.
Watch the whole video by CLICKING HERE. I think it’s funny.
UPDATE: I’m sorry. I can’t stop laughing about this. Had to come back to it. I just realized when these photos get developed, they’re all gonna be from a sitting perspective, looking up at like Cam’s belt. Like they hired Tony Cox to shoot it. BWAHAHAHH.
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