Patrick Stump Records Solo Album, But Don't Call It That

[icecreamhdaches]

'Solo' just sounds to me like it implies that it's some kind of vacation,' Fall Out Boy singer says.

By James Montgomery

There's a reason Patrick Stump's Web site just underwent a rather drastic redesign, but it's not what you think. OK, well, it sort of is.

On Wednesday, the Fall Out Boy singer scrapped the cartoony feel of his site (the floating

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[nametags]

So what do we call it? His show-off album? Debut?

[fall_out_nurse]

I vote for the Patrick Stump Show

[nametags]

I could go for that

[azurejay]

Seconded.

[grapefruits]

Every time I read, "but don't call it that" it makes LL Cool J pop in my head.

Aside from that, I'm so excited for this I can't even deal.

[nametags]

It makes me think of "don't call it a comeback"

[grapefruits]

lol yes, Mama Said Knock You out.

[nametags]

Ah okay. Sometimes my pop culture doesn't completely compute

[aeria_cretin]

*flail*

[unrequited_rain]

SWEET BABY JESUS

[blowjobsalways]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[unrequited_rain]

WHERE CAN I GET ONE? I WANT A DANCING!PATRICK. NAY, I NEED A DANCING PATRICK IN MY LIFE.

[blowjobsalways]

To reiterate, that video is like musical pornography...

[craww]

...sorry dude, you don't get to dictate my use of the appropriate phrases to describe what something actually is. Just like Pete couldn't stop me from saying "hiatus", I don't think you're gonna stop me from saying "solo project". But regardless, you little coquette, I'm totes excited for your Not A Solo Album.

...do you think he would prefer "vanity project"? Because a lot of the alternate phrases have way worse connotations than solo.

[languisity]

...do you think he would prefer "vanity project"? Because a lot of the alternate phrases have way worse connotations than solo.

That would be so much worse to me. But that's probably because I can't hear "vanity project" without thinking of that thing Scarlett Johansson did. Dear God, that was painful.

[nametags]

The icing on that cake of fail is that Patrick wanted to work with her, and she rejected him simply because she dislikes Fall Out Boy.

[languisity]

Hahah, I know. I remember that. I *still* laugh about it.