And another thing...
These chick flicks, these fucking romantic comedies suck ass!
I love them, don't get me wrong -- I fucking enjoy the shit out of them. That movie Prime -- fucking awesome movie, but when you're watching it at four in the morning -- you realize something as you're trying to keep your eyes open -- IT WOULD NEVER BE LIKE THAT -- EVER. He'd never say those things and he'd never do those things -- well, at least not the romantic ones, I mean, the stupid things like cheating and lying -- he'd do those no doubt.
The point is that a guy would never kiss you like that -- he wouldn't sit across from you at a table and put his foot right next to yours just to be close to you. He wouldn't set up a romantic dinner for you at his job so you could sit and look at your favorite painting while you ate. These things just wouldn't happen.
But the movie is so good and the guy is cute -- cute in the way that he's not Eric Dane fucking McSteamy and he's not fugly, he's just good looking. And there are things in there that make the movie so true like when she takes his shirt to keep with her because it smells like him or when he tells her that he's trying.
BUT it just doesn't happen like that in real life -- he wouldn't lay there and offer to make a baby with her because it's what she wants -- no matter what he'd be petrified of it.
AND WHAT THE FUCK is up with these movies with the sad endings? They're all funny and romantic and then they don't get back together in the end -- they loved eachother so much but they wanted different things -- BULLSHIT. She would have been better off staying with him and investing a little more time because without him, where is she? She's back on the drawing board looking for a new relationship to develop so she can drop hints about having children.
And when they cut to a year later, she's not pregnant, she's not with some other guy, she's with friends. And if this movie is so FUCKING romantic, why didn't he run back into the restaurant, pick her up, spin her around and kiss her -- NOW THAT'S FUCKING ROMANTIC.
Why is it that I love movies that I don't understand and basically don't like half the concepts in them?
Sid and Nancy is a load of bullshit, I can pick that movie apart, but I love it. Gary Oldman does a staggering job at being Sid -- he's fucking amazing.
I dunno.
I love them, don't get me wrong -- I fucking enjoy the shit out of them. That movie Prime -- fucking awesome movie, but when you're watching it at four in the morning -- you realize something as you're trying to keep your eyes open -- IT WOULD NEVER BE LIKE THAT -- EVER. He'd never say those things and he'd never do those things -- well, at least not the romantic ones, I mean, the stupid things like cheating and lying -- he'd do those no doubt.
The point is that a guy would never kiss you like that -- he wouldn't sit across from you at a table and put his foot right next to yours just to be close to you. He wouldn't set up a romantic dinner for you at his job so you could sit and look at your favorite painting while you ate. These things just wouldn't happen.
But the movie is so good and the guy is cute -- cute in the way that he's not Eric Dane fucking McSteamy and he's not fugly, he's just good looking. And there are things in there that make the movie so true like when she takes his shirt to keep with her because it smells like him or when he tells her that he's trying.
BUT it just doesn't happen like that in real life -- he wouldn't lay there and offer to make a baby with her because it's what she wants -- no matter what he'd be petrified of it.
AND WHAT THE FUCK is up with these movies with the sad endings? They're all funny and romantic and then they don't get back together in the end -- they loved eachother so much but they wanted different things -- BULLSHIT. She would have been better off staying with him and investing a little more time because without him, where is she? She's back on the drawing board looking for a new relationship to develop so she can drop hints about having children.
And when they cut to a year later, she's not pregnant, she's not with some other guy, she's with friends. And if this movie is so FUCKING romantic, why didn't he run back into the restaurant, pick her up, spin her around and kiss her -- NOW THAT'S FUCKING ROMANTIC.
Why is it that I love movies that I don't understand and basically don't like half the concepts in them?
Sid and Nancy is a load of bullshit, I can pick that movie apart, but I love it. Gary Oldman does a staggering job at being Sid -- he's fucking amazing.
I dunno.