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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I put money in onelastword34's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I set very_moody's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I gave romeogirl221 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (229 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
icecold_89