Okay,....
9 months later....
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they
loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could
spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their
way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of
that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months
ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look,
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they
loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard.
So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could
spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their
way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of
that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months
ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look,
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did."
"Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."