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Will someone please, please smack me in the head?
We all know I'm a little special. Right?
Okay. I feel a little better already.
My job sucks. From now on I'm answering the phone:
"Thank you for calling the Original Cottage. However, I have decided that I don't want to deal with people anymore, so you can fuck off and get food somewhere else. Just be sure to leave me some sort of tip out of courtesy. Major credit cards are accepted."
Ha!
If I see another taco, I'm going to decide once and for all that I am indeed not Gir.
Very well.
We all know I'm a little special. Right?
Okay. I feel a little better already.
My job sucks. From now on I'm answering the phone:
"Thank you for calling the Original Cottage. However, I have decided that I don't want to deal with people anymore, so you can fuck off and get food somewhere else. Just be sure to leave me some sort of tip out of courtesy. Major credit cards are accepted."
Ha!
If I see another taco, I'm going to decide once and for all that I am indeed not Gir.
Very well.