2012 Thread Logs :｡･:*:･ﾟ'☆
January 02 2012
Ringing in part 300 with shouting, pranks, and butter
Threaded with: Anon, kingkongeriget, bjorn06
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon is noisy. Denmark and Sweden are drunk and plotting pranks involving butter. This does not bode well.
Reverse 'Mary, Fuck, Kill'
Threaded with: not_a_ghost_eh and Anon
Thread
Notes: Norway found himself in a game-thread, and the options are terrible. Canada is startled, and Anon is disappointed.
January 03 2012
So, if you had to marry somebody
Threaded with: Anonymous x2, butthurt_pole
Thread
Notes: Norway can't be havin' with any of that marrying business. He'd rather be on his own.
What a gal, that Belgium
Threaded with: Anons, bellabelgium, kleutertje, jaywalkings
Thread
Notes: Norway is very awkward around Belgium, but she's willing to forgive it. With the kid version of Netherlands hanging around, things are a bit easier.
January 05 2012
Sweden apologizes, sort of
Threaded with: bjorn06
Thread
Notes: He made an attempt, but Norway's still angry.
January 06 2012
Art? Or porn?
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway isn't open about his tastes, France gets far to close, and then they discuss literature - except not really. [*note: Main thread contains some NSFW fanarts, though the thread has collapsed. Subthread is (visually) safe.]
January 12 2012
Denmark, could you seriously dig that hole any deeper?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is an idiot, pass it on. (And Norway is still annoyed about that whole butter thing, and Denmark is not helping.)
January 15 2012
Belgium is upset
Threaded with: bellabelgium
Direct to subthread
Notes: Something's wrong with Netherlands, and Belgium doesn't know what. Norway will see about finding out what it is - if he can find him. (Part of a larger plot)
January 18 2012
Ask Norway
Threaded with: Anonymous(es), letyoufinnish, bjorn06
Thread
Notes: On the subject of what he finds attractive about his family, and other things.
January 21 2012
England needs a little help
Threaded with: thatendswell, nieuwnederlands, si_espana, bjorn06
Direct to subthread
Notes: Due to a magical screw-up, England ended up with a sleeping Spain who won't wake up. He decides to take the fairytale 'get a prince to kiss him' approach. Norway helps. Sort of.
January 25 2012
Sex Ed with Ned
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway comes across Ned giving the meme kids a sex-ed talk, and stays to listen.
February 01 2012
Anon asks about Valentines
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon keeps trying to guess, and Norway keeps evading.
February 07 2012
Ice skating on the meme
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: The meme lake is frozen, so Norway goes skating. A very loud anon doesn't know how... and seems unsure if they want to learn.
February 10 2012
You're on a bike in a strange city. Which way do you go?
Threaded with: RPGAnon and dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: "You find a lost rabbit! It looks familiar...." Format of the thread is like a text-game. Part of the RPG-themed part.
February 12 2012
So about those hot guys
Threaded with: dam_stijl, piercinglook
Subthread #1, Subthread #2
Notes: Netherlands is definitely Norway's type, and Belarus has certain opinions on Norway's manners.
So how about those sexy ladies
Threaded with: young_prosvita, dam_stijl
Subthread with Ukraine, Subthread with Netherlands (continued here)
Notes: Norway thinks Ukraine is pretty; unfortunately for him, she hears him say it. Netherlands discovers that Norway is attracted to Belgium, and then that conversation goes in a more questionable direction.
February 13 2012
Private matters
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon posts some Denmark/Norway fanart; Norway would rather their private matters don't get spread around.
February 14 2012
Valentines on the meme
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norwees are prickly on the outside, soft on the inside. Also, Denmark, stop posting about yourself.
February 20 2012
Thoughts on love and relationships
Threaded with: veiklos_auksas and anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway thinks love is nonsense and "human stuff". Lithuania disagrees.
February 24 2012
The Pocky Game
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Don't play the Pocky game with Norway. He'll bite you.
February 27 2012
Hong Kong and Iceland got together, apparently
Threaded with: Anonymous(es)
Thread
Notes: Norway doesn't quite understand what Anonymous means by that.
Things you hate
Threaded with: piercinglook
Direct to subthread
Notes: Belarus might hate most people, but she's really interested in the occult. She's willing to make some concessions.
March 02 2012
Let's talk fetishes.
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: No, Anon, Norway doesn't have a thing for shoe-throwing.
March 03 2012
You're stuck in a box!
Threaded with: fraustria
Direct to subthread
Notes:It's bad enough being stuck in a box a la the Pixiv meme, but it's even worse when it's with a huffy and indignant stranger.
March 04 2012
Do you think you'd make a good parent?
Threaded with: lookscold and Anonymous
With Iceland; With Anonymous
Notes: Norway and Iceland have a talk about Hong Kong. Meanwhile, Anonymous questions Norway's parenting skills.
March 05 2012
What if the last person you slept with announced they were pregnant?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark's not falling for that again. Also, he needs to have a Word with Hong Kong. Norway insists.
March 09 2012
Junk in the trunk
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Does Denmark have a big ass? Anonymous says so.
March 10 2012
A conversation with yourself
Threaded with: fishandseidr
Thread
Notes: Talking to oneself is always odd. Especially with one's younger self.
March 18 2012
Dogs and more serious things
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: A talk about Denmark's dog leads to a more serious discussion about Iceland.
March 29
Nordic pagetopper
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Estonia tries to slip into the Nordic line. Norway is not impressed.
On the subject of crossdressing and other things
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway should learn not to ask for details.
Blanket fort on the meme
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which there is childish pillow-throwing. And tackling.
April 04 2012
Beginning of Battle Royale event
Notes: No threading here; this is just background information. For the rest of Part 309, all of Norway's roleplay threads will be part of this event. It's a "kill or be killed" situation, and Norway just wants it over with as soon as possible.
April 05 2012
You stumble across an abandoned house
Threaded with: piercinglook
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway comes across Belarus. Belarus is injured, so Norway takes some initiative - but he tries to be kind about it.
April 07 2012
Lewd comments and possible regrets
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: A lewd comment about Norway leads to an encounter with Netherlands. After what happened two days ago, Norway needs to talk to someone.
April 08 2012
Denmark's dead
Threaded with: Various anonymouses
Thread
Notes: Norway finds out that someone offed Denmark - and tries not to be too bothered about it. (The key word here is 'tries')
April 09 2012
You come across a pond with fresh water.
Threaded with: r0marama and nieuwtienerica
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway comes across Romano; they have a bit of a scuffle before Dutch America interrupts them.
BR Deathwishes
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anons have some vulgar predictions about how Netherlands might meet his end. Norway isn't impressed.
Day 5 Deadcount
Threaded with: deadlarus and Reporter!Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: The Deadcount announcement is played, and there is a further note - those who died will not be coming back at the end of the Battle. Norway doesn't believe it.
April 10 2012
You come across an abandoned shrine.
Threaded with: Anon #31
Direct to subthread
Notes: They encounter each other - and after #31 admits to killing Norway's female counterpart, Norway's given even more incentive not to lose this fight.
April 11 2012
There is an abandoned church nearby
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Direct to subthread
Notes: Sweden doesn't seem to understand how grave their situation really is. Norway tries to convince him - unfortunately, someone poisoned Sweden's water....
A river runs in the centre of the island
Threaded with: veiklos_auksas
Direct to subthread
Notes: Lithuania wants to have a "talk". Norway barely escapes.
April 12 2012
There's a river again
Threaded with: #31 and deadlarus
Direct to subthread
Notes: The people Norway killed are haunting him, which isn't doing much good for his mental state. But talking with Belarus gives him some new drive to live, if only out of the need to make things right.
April 13 2012
It's getting dark on the island
Threaded with: finnish_him
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway finds Finland. He's acting a little too friendly, and Finland doesn't realize what's going on until it's too late.
Man, that Norway, what a dick
Threaded with: Anonymous and Blush.gif
Thread
Notes: A mysterious Swedish anon gives Norway some sandwiches, and he also receives a blanket from blush.gif
April 14 2012
In the woods
Threaded with: veiklos_auksas and doucheland
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway runs into Lithuania in the woods. They're prepared to finish what they started - but then Germany attacks them, and they meet an unexpected end.
So, you're in limbo
Threaded with: #31, indigodagger, kingkongeriget
Subthread #1, and Subthread #2
Notes: This isn't what Norway expected. Also, he needs to have a Word with Denmark.
April 15 2012
What's it like being dead?
Threaded with: deadlarus
Thread
Notes: Belarus is very amused by the way Norway died. Well, he doesn't mind.
Cinnamon rolls and coffee
Threaded with: miil_nemiil
Thread
Notes: Now that they aren't dead, Norway's making coffee. Latvia joins him.
I'd tell Ned to take a seat over here, but..
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Netherlands got his ass blown off with a machine gun during the Battle Royale. Norway is glad that he's back in one piece. ... All of him.
April 18 2012
What are your thoughts on children?
Threaded with: Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon seems to be under the impression that Norway is their father. This leads to him telling a bedtime story.
April 19 2012
It's raining on the meme
Threaded with: Various anons, r0marama, doucheland
Subthread with anons and Romano, Subthread with Germany
Notes: Norway gets caught outside in the rain without an umbrella, apologizes to Romano for what happened during Battle Royale, then takes shelter under Germany's parasol - and uses the close proximity to try to get him riled.
April 20 2012
Brownies on the meme
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Iceland finds some questionable brownies; Norway is baffled.
April 22 2012
"You're never fully dressed without a smile"
Threaded with: thatendswell, piercinglook, kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Anon makes claims; Norway disagrees - and so do others.
April 25 2012
"Hey Nations" "What?"
Threaded with: piercinglook
Thread
Notes: Belarus received a dare... and Norway misinterprets it.
"Spit or Swallow?"
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Norway overhears Anon asking Denmark some personal questions.
April 26 2012
Ask Denmark
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark forgot something when he was talking to anon, and Norway asks about spending time together.
April 27 2012
Truth Thread
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois, Anonymuses, bellabelgium
Direct to subthread
Notes: France still sucks at flirting, Norway lets slip that he's friends with Netherlands, and Anons ask about some things.
May 05 2012
Anon thinks it's Netherlands' birthday
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Netherlands is getting a kick in the ass from Norway, and nothing else.
Norway doesn't like hugs
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: ... But sometimes he gets stuck giving them anyway.
May 10 2012
What do they sound like in bed?
Threaded with: Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark snores. A lot. Loudly.
So, rate your partners...
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: He isn't about to say who.
May 14 2012
Which nation do you want to have whispering things to you while you're fucking?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget, Anonymous
Subthread 1 Subthread 2
Notes: Denmark thinks Danish is the perfect language for sweet nothings. Norway doesn't agree.
May 16 2012
"Like or dislike?"
Threaded with: piercinglook, le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway hears France saying some uncharitable things about Belarus. This leads to... well....
May 26 2012
On the subject of Eurovision
Threaded with: Anonymous, bloodybrows
Thread
Notes: Norway might have gotten last place in Eurovision, but he isn't about to let it bother him... much.
May 27th
So, about meme prom...
Threaded with: xiaolongbaozhu, lookscold
Subthread 1, Subthread 2
Notes: Norway's sitting this one out, but since Iceland won't be, he should have a word with him.
Belarus thinks this prom thing is ridiculous
Threaded with: piercinglook
Direct to subthread
Notes: What do you do when everyone around you is being stupid? Go camping. Obviously.
June 01 2012
Poking and other things
Threaded with: kingkongeriget, daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: Norway and Denmark aren't very mature, and America is annoying.
June 05 2012
Ask Denmark
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway didn't forget Denmark's birthday. Their wires just got crossed.
June 06 2012
America claims he isn't a kid. Norway doesn't believe it.
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread
Notes: It isn't arguing. It's debating.
June 09 2012
Dates. And cake.
Threaded with: isbigboned
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway wants cake, of course. He just isn't sure he wants Russia's cake.
June 11 2012
Marriage? No way.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget, Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon suggested that Denmark propose to Norway - but both he and Norway agree that would be a terrible idea.
June 17 2012
Don't feed the Swedes
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Swedes are a nuisance, apparently.
Iceland used to be cute
Threaded with: Anonymous(es)
Thread
Notes: Iceland was a cute kid, and Anonymous likes to poke their nose in Norway's business.
June 22 2012
Ask Thread
Threaded with: Anonymouses and moemoekyuun
Subthread 1, Subthread 2, Subthread 3
Notes: Questions and more questions.
July 01 2012
POST YOUR FIRST NAME, QUICK
Threaded with: Anonymous and kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anonymous is annoying, and Denmark asks about Norway's friendship with Netherlands (even if it really isn't his business).
July 04 2012
Once in a faraway place, there was a princess with bushy eyebrows
Threaded with: thatendswell
Thread
Notes: England thinks Norway would make a terrible parental figure. Norway thinks England should do something about those damn caterpillar eyebrows. (Maybe.)
July 06 2012
America is heavy
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: "I've been 'round trolls more portable than you."
July 11 2012
Sweden is a butt, pass it on
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is childish, and Norway has some fantasies that Denmark really wishes he hadn't heard about.
July 30 2012
Everyone/America - Except Norway
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway would rather not be included in "Everyone" in this case, thanks. Or so he says.
August 02 2012
Give your opinion on these nations...
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark thinks Norway needs to lighten up a bit.
August 06 2012
Denmark can't play the violin
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway should've given him lessons. Alas.
August 11 2012
Denmark is terrible at rapping. And courtliness.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: He overdid it a bit.
August 12 2012
Having a huge empire doesn't mean they don't want a dick up their ass
Threaded with: sverige
Direct to subthread
Notes: Sweden should be used to Norway trolling him by now.
Anon's doodling Norway... almost
Threaded with: Anons, kingkongeriget, sverige
Thread
Notes: Doodle exchange. Needs more flat-face, or so Norway says.
August 18 2012
Asking Denmark things
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: After Denmark tells Anon that Norway is like a fish, Norway gets Denmark to elaborate, and then finds out about his plan to take over the world with furniture robots.
August 20 2012
Honesty thread
Threaded with: Various anons
Thread
Notes: You'd think Norway would know to look where he's stepping by now.
August 25 2012
Happy Birthday, Belarus
Threaded with: piercinglook and Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: It might be the most awkward hug ever, but Norway doesn't mind.
August 26 2012
England has been spreading misinformation, it seems
Threaded with: Anonymous and daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: America is gullible, so Norway sends him on a wild goose chase.
August 29 2012
Questions?
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon, Norway isn't interested. Or so he says.
August 30 2012
Norway isn't thrilled about the suggestion of him/America
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: Dares are never a good thing. But he never did find out what that dare is.
August 31 2012
That one time Denmark, what a man, wore Norway's fjords
Threaded with: Anonymous and kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark might have his own fjords, but Norway's are more impressive.
September 06 2012
Johari/Nohari thread
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve and piercinglook
Subthread with America and Subthread with Belarus
Notes: Norway trusts Belarus more than she expected, and America thinks Norway is fat. Er, rather, "phat".
September 07 2012
On the subject of Sweden
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Sweden seems to have gone missing. In fact, lots of nations haven't been around. Denmark is sulking about it.
Fashion sense or lack therof
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: France thinks Norway has no taste. Norway thinks France doesn't have any manners.
September 14 2012
Norway is a size queen
Threaded with: Anonymous and kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Anon's spreading rumours again.
October 05 2012
Winter is approaching, and other things
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark doesn't let the cold get to him. As for Norway, he'd rather it if Denmark didn't show up to his house uninvited.
October 07 2012
Scandinavian expressions of dominance
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway has some strange ways of showing Denmark who's boss.
October 13 2012
Roleplay Discussion turns to talk of Norway/Belarus
Threaded with: Anonymous and piercinglook
Subthread 1, Subthread 2, Subthread 3
Notes: They both agree that they aren't attracted to each other. Yes.
October 19 2012
Denmark and questions and Christmas
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Norway and Denmark plan the Meme's Christmas in Sweden and Finland's absence.
October 24 2012
Dear America: No love, Norway
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread
Notes: America doesn't quite understand figurative language. And some other things.
October 25 2012
Kiss America? Not on your life
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: The one time Norway decides to take him literally...
October 26 2012
Denmark shouldn't kiss anons
Threaded with: kingkongeriget and Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: You don't know where they've been, Denmark.
November 09 2012
Suddenly, LOUD
Threaded with: Anonymous and kingkongeriget
Subthread with Anonymous; Subthread with Denmark
Notes: Anon is weird, and it's too early for this - which is why he and Denmark are going to go back to bed after some coffee.
November 16 2012
What's wrong with Finland?
Threaded with: sverige
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway confronts Sweden about the fact that he - and Finland - have been missing.
November 17 2012
That's my dong!
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark, you shouldn't touch things that don't belong to you.
November 18 2012
On the subject of christmas and smut
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve and Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: Yes, Norway could use his magic to tie America down. No, he's not going to.
November 19 2012
Dreams about America
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: No, Norway didn't dream about him. Quit fooling yourself, America.
November 20 2012
WHAT A GUY
Threaded with: Anonymous and kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Norway is a stick in the mud.
December 01 2012
Master and Apprentice
Threaded with: piercinglook
Thread
Notes: Norway gives Belarus a complicated spell, and instructions - and incentive - to figure it out.
On the subject of coffee and other things
Threaded with: Anonymous x2 and kingkongeriget
Subthread with Anonymous, Subthread with Denmark
Notes: Anonymous has certain opinions on coffee, and Denmark needs to not go getting bright ideas about it.
December 03 2012
All it takes to get America to like somebody...
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread
Notes: America seems to mistake "being observant" with "having a crush". Norway is not pleased.
December 06 2012
What you need is...
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway's bothered by something, but Denmark has a few ideas for setting him right again.
December 09 2012
Locked in a safe
Threaded with: Anonymous and 1amkeit
Thread
Notes: Anonymous has some... creative plans for Norway and Germany.
December 10 2012
Anons aren't trustworthy, and America challenges Norway
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Thread
Notes: During a discussion about anons and how boring Norway is, America finds out that Norway plays the fiddle - and then challenges him.
December 12 2012
On the subject of... international relations
Threaded with: lachlinie and Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: FemGermania asks Norway about what he looks for in women, and Anonymous sticks their nose where it doesn't belong.
December 13 2012
America has a big ego
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread
Notes: America's full of himself, but Norway isn't much better.
December 15 2012
A Magical Anon appears
Threaded with: fredlig and daheroyoudserve
Subthread 1, Subthread 2
Notes: Magic!Anon cast a spell to make all the nations wear the same 'national costumes' that their entrants in Miss Universe are wearing in the 2012 competition ( Reference). Sweden thinks Norway looks cute! Norway thinks America looks ridiculous.
December 20 2012
Watch out! Mistletoe!
Threaded with: daheroyoudserve
Direct to subthread; then continued here
Notes: Norway should learn to watch where he's going.