male or female
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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>>Here are some examples:
>>
>>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>>see right through them.
>>
>>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>>to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
>>right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
>>buttons.
>>
>>TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>>inflated.
>>
>>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
>>you have to light a fire under their arse.
>>
>>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
>>water.
>>
>>WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
>>frequently getting hit on.
>>
>>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
>>picking up people.
>>
>>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
>>shifts to the bottom.
>>
>>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
>>all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
>>
>>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
>>consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
>>
>>Here are some examples:
>>
>>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
>>see right through them.
>>
>>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while
>>to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
>>right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
>>buttons.
>>
>>TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>>inflated.
>>
>>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
>>you have to light a fire under their arse.
>>
>>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
>>water.
>>
>>WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
>>frequently getting hit on.
>>
>>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
>>picking up people.
>>
>>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
>>shifts to the bottom.
>>
>>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
>>all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
>>
>>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
>>consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying