#life

Apr 20, 2016 20:11

Other people: "Ugh, I caught a cold." "Omg, I'm so stressed."

Me: "Bleh, it appears I've a minor viral infection, likely caused by my depressed immune system resulting from high levels of cortisol..."

No, I will never act like a normal person. It must be so fun being me <3

[life]

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