Comments | ice_echani: eleventh.

ice_echani

eleventh.

Sep 28, 2009 11:30

To the thief who stole my forks. You will return them.

You will also return the apples you stole if you have not eaten them yet.

[ooc: the words are pressed very hard into the page and there are various blots and spots of ink from her abuse of her poor pen.]

fork theft, menace to society, handmaiden does not approve, ❉ roswell, rawr on the outside too, ❉ juliet, ❉ eyepatch, ❉ will/simon tam, rawr on the inside

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pompous_today September 28 2009, 15:49:55 UTC

... someone stole your forks?

ice_echani September 28 2009, 16:24:10 UTC

Yes. Several apples as well. I do not know why.

pompous_today September 28 2009, 16:28:57 UTC

And nothing else in your house was taken?

That is... odd.

ice_echani September 28 2009, 21:34:59 UTC

It is inf aggravating.

smokesordie September 28 2009, 18:24:27 UTC

Are you for real?

ice_echani September 28 2009, 21:34:28 UTC

Yes, I am "for real."

smokesordie September 28 2009, 21:38:56 UTC

So, you're telling me, someone went through the trouble of breaking into your house, and all they took was forks and apples?

You sure they didn't just disappear in that conveniently inconvenient way shit goes down in this place?

ice_echani September 28 2009, 21:40:33 UTC

I can think of no other way that forks and apples would vanish but theft. I have not received any memory crystals that would cause a random shift like that.

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yourealrightnow September 28 2009, 21:22:20 UTC

Someone stole your forks? Wow, Edensphere really is getting bored if it's people are stealing people's utensils. If I were you, I'd maybe go over a list of who knows where you live. If you can connect that to the any other victims and people they know, well [His writing pauses]

Oh, what do I know? I guess I'm bored today too. I hope you find your stuff. If I can help, as usual, let me know.

[OOC: Underline is done a few times.]

ice_echani September 28 2009, 21:38:14 UTC

Yes. Forks. I have no idea why; none of my other kitchen supplies were disturbed.

I can think of only a few people who know where I live, and none of them would steal from me. I suppose it is not impossible they came by my location through other means, but someone else has been robbed as well. Perhaps I was randomly chosen.

[long pause. oh yeah, he was trying to help.]

Thank you.

yourealrightnow September 29 2009, 05:07:46 UTC

So strange.

That could be. Just keep an eye out, I guess.

You're welcome, Handmaiden.

esoteric_rose September 28 2009, 23:27:16 UTC

That is...disturbing, to say the least.

Do you need some forks for the time being?

ice_echani September 29 2009, 00:57:03 UTC

It is. I do not understand why forks would be stolen.

[slight pause.]

If you can spare them, I would be grateful.

esoteric_rose September 29 2009, 01:03:51 UTC

I certainly can.

Would you like me to come by and drop them off?

ice_echani September 29 2009, 01:35:29 UTC

Yes. Thank you, Juliet.

grab_my_bells September 29 2009, 00:59:38 UTC

Maybe they gave the apples to the teacher

ice_echani September 29 2009, 01:36:17 UTC

I am not sure if there is such a person. Although there were people discussing an "apple hunt" last night.

grab_my_bells September 29 2009, 01:44:51 UTC

Maybe it doesn't matter if there is, only that they think there is.

I wonder if the apple hunters are your apple thieves?

ice_echani September 29 2009, 01:46:43 UTC

It is quite plausible.

[argh no is this another METAPHOR PERSON.]

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