Random link collection
Because it has been a truly horrible, no-good, bad day all around and my favourite internet playground has once again turned into this mine field where there are, like, sides all of a sudden that absolutely have no business being there in the first place:
White Ninja Comics. Because I like my inapproprieteness with added banana heads
Pictures of Brad Pitt with his baby daughter on the set of his latest film. If you're a sucker for gossip sites like me, these won't be new to you, but dear god! I'm not really a fan of his, but damn. I can recognise superior cheekbone structure as well as the next person and those are just seriously adorable. Baaaaby pictures!
Beaver & Steve. I think I may have posted this before, but HEE!!! More fibre INDEED.
Go Fug Yourself. You all know this site, I am sure, yes? So hilarious and I really like the lack of malice with which they go about dissecting fashion faux-pas of celebrities.
If Bob Ross doesn't calm you down, you are far, far into Palahnuik territory and I may be a little afraid of you. He's on our Education-TV channel all the time with his glorious show "The Joy of Painting." He's just this strange, strange man with the biggest afro I have ever seen on a white man who has a slightly unsettling obsession with giving trees friends. Just. Seriously, just try this.
Now I am tired and shall go to bed, wondering what sort of vibes I must be giving off in order for guys to even consider talking about pig jizz in an otherwise rather flirty, cutesy conversation with me.
Actually, maybe I don't really want to think about that. *koff*
Hello world. I am going to Glasgow this fall and I am ever so slightly pleased. I am also going to China next Friday. Again, ever so slightly pleased. If we could completely strike today from the records, I will admit that my life is pretty fucking grand at the moment.
Also? How much do I LOVE this song?! I wish to dance with it into the morning and touch it in naughty places. *hums away*
White Ninja Comics. Because I like my inapproprieteness with added banana heads
Pictures of Brad Pitt with his baby daughter on the set of his latest film. If you're a sucker for gossip sites like me, these won't be new to you, but dear god! I'm not really a fan of his, but damn. I can recognise superior cheekbone structure as well as the next person and those are just seriously adorable. Baaaaby pictures!
Beaver & Steve. I think I may have posted this before, but HEE!!! More fibre INDEED.
Go Fug Yourself. You all know this site, I am sure, yes? So hilarious and I really like the lack of malice with which they go about dissecting fashion faux-pas of celebrities.
If Bob Ross doesn't calm you down, you are far, far into Palahnuik territory and I may be a little afraid of you. He's on our Education-TV channel all the time with his glorious show "The Joy of Painting." He's just this strange, strange man with the biggest afro I have ever seen on a white man who has a slightly unsettling obsession with giving trees friends. Just. Seriously, just try this.
Now I am tired and shall go to bed, wondering what sort of vibes I must be giving off in order for guys to even consider talking about pig jizz in an otherwise rather flirty, cutesy conversation with me.
Actually, maybe I don't really want to think about that. *koff*
Hello world. I am going to Glasgow this fall and I am ever so slightly pleased. I am also going to China next Friday. Again, ever so slightly pleased. If we could completely strike today from the records, I will admit that my life is pretty fucking grand at the moment.
Also? How much do I LOVE this song?! I wish to dance with it into the morning and touch it in naughty places. *hums away*