Hosts
Kusuda Toshiyuki (Shishido Ryou)
Masuda Yuuki (Niou Masaharu)
Guest
Tomita Makoto (Fuji Yuuta)
Opening
♪ Sayonara Haru no Hi by Nasu
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Shishido: I'm going to finish this in 20 minutes! Doryaaaaa!
Kusuda: Hyoutei Gakuen Chuu 3rd Year, Shishido Ryou - Kusuda Toshiyuki.
Niou: Rajipuri is a 30 minute program. Puri.
Masuda: Rikkaidai Fuzoku 3rd Year, Niou Masaharu - Masuda Yuuki.
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- Kusuda and Masuda announce that they're hosting March's Rajipuris and play around with the fact that their last names only differ by one syllable
- Kusuda comments that it feels refreshing to be called "Kussun"
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Kusuda: It's March!
Masuda: Yup!
Kusuda: March's Rajipuri is brought to you by Kusuda/Masuda. Isn't that a funny combination?
*laughter*
Masuda: We both have "suda" in our names. The "ku" and "ma" are different. We're the "suda" group.
*more laughter*
Masuda: I'm called Massun, so Kusuda would be "Kussun"!
Kusuda: Oh, I see. So it's Kussun/Massun.
Masuda: *empathetic* You have to say Kussun!! Massun!! Or if you just prefer to say Masuda-san ...
Kusuda: I feel out of place calling you Masuda-san ...
Masuda: Really? The kouhais often call me that though.
Kusuda: I guess that's true ...
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- Kusuda says that the current song that's playing is "Sayonara Haru no Hi" by Nasu and Masuda questions why it's goodbye
- Then they talk about Fuji's birthday on February 29
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Masuda: By the way, it was Fuji Shuusuke's birthday the other day on the 29th.
Kusuda: It only comes once every 4 years.
Masuda: Since it's only once every 4 years, how old is Fuji actually supposed to be?
Kusuda: About ... four.
*laughter*
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- Some of the seiyuu left some birthday messages for Fuji, including Tachikiritai members (vocal unit), Okiayu (Tezuka), and Eisuke (Yagyuu)
- They also mention how the other seiyuus were pretty active on Twitter for Fuji's birthday
- They finally mention that the guest is Fuji's little brother -- but quickly corrected themselves to "it's Yuuta, not Fuji's little brother!"
- They wrap up the opening with one of Yuuta's angry-at-being-compared-to-Fuji phrases
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All: So what about Aniki?!
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♪ miracle prologue tour 2011 LIVE at YOKOHAMA BLITZ 6.29 by Yukimura Seiichi
♪ Musical no Oujisama
Freetalk
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Masuda: Everyone, 30 laps around the grounds!
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- Masuda mimicks one of Tezuka's lines and tries to move along quickly
- Kusuda didn't understand him at all and pokes fun at him
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Masuda: Shin Tennis no Ouji-sama On the Radio ... and that's that, moving along --
Kusuda: Wait, wait, wait --
Masuda: Anyways, today's guest ---
Kusuda: Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT! What was that?
Masuda: Tezuka.
*laughter*
Kusuda: What was it? *does some raspy imitation of Masuda* I was surprised, I couldn't tell who it was supposed to be at all!
Masuda: Really? You should be able to tell by the dialogue. Actually, I'm basically no good at things like imitating people. I just had to do it because everyone on the staff said so.
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- Then they nearly start Rajipuri Central Committee without introducing the guest
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Tomita: It's about time for me to join in --
Masuda: Now, Rajipuri Central -- huh, it's not?
Kusuda: You're rushing too far ahead. Well then, Rajipuri Central Committee!
Tomita: HEY, WAIT!
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- They finally proceed to introduce Tomita
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Yuuta: Aniki has released his special memorial album, Serendipity, I sang in it too ... so give it a listen if you'd like. But -- don't compare me to Aniki.
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- Tomita introduces himself and gets tongue-tied saying "St. Rudolph" much to the amusement of Kusuda and Masuda
- They attempt to sound out the title of Fuji brothers' duet song on Fuji's album, "Novamente com irmao"
- They try to guess what kind of language it is - apparently it's Portuguese
- Apparently this is the Fuji brothers' first duet together and Tomita confessed that he's always wanted to do one but it wasn't until Kaida (Fuji's seiyuu) did something during the 300 titles memorial event that it became a reality
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Yuuta: Thanks, Aniki ...
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Rajipuri Central Committee
Theme: Graduation
- Kusuda introduces the theme and asks Tomita to talk about any graduation memories he has
- Tomita mentions that the last time he did Rajipuri, it was around this time of the year (graduation time) and he talked about how students would lose the buttons on their school uniforms
- This time, Tomita changes to another topic and talks about how teachers still gave physical punishments during his time
- Tomita had an especially strict teacher who would hit students but, for some reason, the teacher became kinder the closer it got to graduation - Tomita ponders why that was the case and guesses that maybe the teacher was afraid that the students would retaliate after they graduate but they conclude that the teacher was probably a caring teacher to begin with
- Masuda talks about his experience with his "fist punishment" teacher
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Masuda: My teacher would hammer his fist down with a BAM! on the students' heads when they forget to bring things to class. A~ll the time. And I was the king of forgetting things.
*laughter*
Tomita: The king~?!
Masuda: I've even forgotten my school bag and went to school. And that teacher made a mistake once. He accidentally hit a student who didn't forget anything. BAM! He then told the student that it was okay to hit him back (as an apology) and the student hit him. From that day forward, the teacher stopped punishing students that way.
*laughter*
Kusuda: It must've hurt a lot!!! And he thought he'd better stop!
Masuda: He should've tried it on himself first!
Kusuda: Haha, that's true.
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Tenipuri Song
♪ Novamente com irmao by Fuji Shuusuke and Fuji Yuuta
Tenipuri Bathtime
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Shiraishi: All right, tomorrow's a holiday, so I'll play together with Kaburiel all day long!
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♪ Ano Basho Made -sloping road- by Kawamura Takashi
♪ Serendipity by Fuji Shuusuke
♪ Sayonara Haru no Hi by Nasu
Tenipuri Dream Match
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Tomita: It's completely visible to me, Fuji-kun. Your weakness ...... nfu.
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- Tomita does a mimic of Mizuki!!!
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Niou: Good evening, this is Rikkaidai Fuzoku Chuu 3rd Year, Niou Masaharu. This is the A Corner of Tenipuri Dream Match. Clash of the hotblooded men! Fuji Yuuta vs Shishido Ryou vs Niou Masaharu!
Shishido: No matter what kind of game it is, I'll finish it in 2 minutes!
Yuuta: So what if it's Hyoutei, so what if it's Rikkai ... I won't lose!
Niou: This time, the three of us will be battling in this game, Rajipuri karakuri shiritori (lit. trick word-chain game).
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Theme: Karakuri Shiritori
- Literally translates to "trick word-chain game"
- Players have to say a word that ends in "ん" / "n"
- The next player has to say a word that begins with the syllable before the "n" that the previous player has said before
- The first example that was given is that if the player begins with "yakaN" (night time), then the next player has to say a word that begins with "KA" and still ends with "N"
- Another example is "kabiN" (flower vase), in which the next word has to begin with "BI" (and still end with "N")
- When they discussed the rules, it was funny to hear them emphasis the NNNNNNNNNN
- There's a penalty game for the loser!
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Kusuda: I'm sure I won't be able to do this.
Masuda: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Kusuda: No, really ...
Masuda: The penalty game is really bad, you know.
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Masuda: I'll start with the "bi" from "kabin". Bijin (beautiful person)
Kusuda: Jin (person)
*ding!*
Tomita: Ikan (regrettable)
*ding!*
Masuda: Karasun (...)
*buzzer!* // *they all laugh at Masuda*
Tomita: Eh?!
Kusuda: No, no, no!
Masuda: ... karasumin (...)?
*buzzer!* // *cue more laughter*
Kusuda: There's no such word either!
Masuda: Ka-ka-kamen (mask)!
*more laughter*
Kusuda: Meron (melon)
Tomita: Ro-ro-ro------robin (robin)
*ding!* // *more laughter*
Masuda: Bi-bijin (beautiful person)
*buzzer!* // *they all collapse in laughter*
Kusuda: You already said that! You're out! Rikkai is out!
Masuda: Well! I'm no good at this. I was really no good at all!
Kusuda: Please go to the penalty corner!
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- Penalty game for Masuda is to eat some of the Tomita and Kusuda's Special Curry (it was originally Masuda's Special Curry but since he lost, they changed the name)
- Kusuda and Tomita get to add as much red sauce into normal curry as they'd like and Masuda has to eat it
- Kusuda has some tragic memory of Kiuchi (Oshitari) eating some super spicy takoyaki
- The two add so much red sauce that you can't even see the color of the curry anymore
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Masuda: *deadpan* It's a beautiful color now.
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Masuda: This is pretty bad. It's not even the color of curry anymore.
Kusuda: How are you going to eat this?
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Kusuda: Okay, go head, Massun! Penalty game!
Masuda: Is this okay, you two? This is MY WAY OF LIFE. Keep your eyes peeled and watch me closely!
*laughter*
Kusuda: Itadakimasu!
Masuda: Mmmmmmm ... yum!
Kusuda: You're kind of wrinkling your brow ...
Masuda: This is delicious! Yeah, it's really delicious!
Kusuda: Somehow, I don't see that at all ...
Tomita: Your face is turning red though!
Masuda: This isn't enough at all!
Kusuda: Are you okay??
Masuda: It's not enough! With this, I don't even need to have dinner!
Kusuda: Your whole face is turning red!
Masuda: No, I want to eat more!
Kusuda: Okay, that's it! Tenipuri Dream Match!
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- Kusuda tries to move onto the song request, but Masuda's all fired up and interrupts him at every possible interval
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Kusuda: With this, we'll introduce the Tenipuri Song Request --
Masuda: Ow ow ow ow ow, delicious!
Kusuda: The request says "The song I want to request is Rikkai Young Kan's Soulmate, I often listen to it after club activities --"
Masuda: This is the SOUL OF CURRY!
Kusuda: "When I hear this song, I get fired up --"
Masuda: I'm fired up now!
Kusuda: "By all means, I would love to hear it on Rajipuri --"
Masuda: What was that?!
Kusuda: Please be quiet already! You don't have to eat anymore!!
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Tenipuri Song Request
♪ Soulmate by Rikkai Young Kan
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♪ ENJOY by Amikyuu Danji
♪ Valentine Kiss by Kite Eishirou with Higa Chuu
Tenipuri Station
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Niou: Niou Masaharu will -piyo- introduce all the latest news about Tenipuri. I won't pull any tricks (peten) so you can relax and listen.
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- Apparently, Masuda and Eisuke (Yagyuu's seiyuu) co-wrote the lyrics to Niou and Yagyuu's new duet single "Last Phase", that's coming out on March 28
- Oishi Shuuichirou has a new single coming out on April 25
- Echizen Ryoma has a new single coming out on May 9
- Atobe Keigo has a new single coming out on May 16
Ending
♪ Just Good Friends ~3 Nen 6 Kumi Gakkyuu Shinbun「Tomodachi Shoukai」Yori~ by Fuji Shuusuke and Kikumaru Eiji
- Masuda is still insisting that the curry was delicious
- Tomita says that he admires Masuda's child-like side
- They also say that next week's guest's surname also has the "da" syllable in his name (it's Tanishi's seiyuu, Ueda Youji)
- Tomita tells the fans to check out the musical comedy that he's part of
- Similarly, Kusuda tells the fans to check out the charity performance that he's part of
- And they close out with another one of Yuuta's quotes
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All 3: Please face me head on!
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Niou: When I come on Rajipuri, there will definitely be curry. Puri.
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I was so ready for this Rajipuri. So incredibly ready. Massun's so incredibly cute in that picture - I love his short hair. I spazzed uncontrollably at the introduction and then continued to spazz like crazy every time Kusuda used his manly!Shishido voice, especially the "doryaaaaaaa!". And then further spazzed every time Massun used Niou's nonsense words. XD
So this:
俺が二十分で終わらせてやるぜ! どぉりゃぁぁぁぁ!!
and
ラジプリは三十分番組ぜよ。... プリ。
nearly made me stop breathing. XD
Oh, and number of times Massun goes "yey~" - I counted 4 (= number of times I keysmashed).
Massun's sooooooooooooo cute. I can't stop gushing! The fact that he says he's bad at mimicry make me laugh because it's what Niou's so good at. XD Gaaaaaaaaah~~~ he's so adorable. I get the childlike feeling from him too when he keeps insisting that the curry was good, I'm like that too - never admit defeat! And his "yey~" is too cute! And the way his voice dips so low when he's doing Niou's voice! And - and - and *explodes*
Tomita's NFU! His Mizuki impression was really good! They all laughed at the "nfu"! Shiraishi's bathtime! Are all the dream match penalty games about eating food? Lol, the last rajipui I summarized was about Hosoya eating really spicy takoyaki. XD OMG! Masuda and Eisuke wrote the lyrics for Last Phase??? I cannot asdlkfj;alskdfj;as wait to listen to it! It's going to be awesome! I will ignore the fact that I cannot stand Yagyuu because his seiyuu is pure awesomeness!
And -- during Tenipuri Station, Massun stumbles over a couple words in the beginning and he goes あれ? in Niou's deep, sexy voice. Then I died. Happily. XD