This was too funny, so I had to post it. Who knew I could be so bad?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
darkasnight52 (-5000 points). In June I helped
bicie22 see the light (8 points). In April I pulled over and changed
my_alcatraz's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I pushed
ali_gator17 in the mud (-17 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4975 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ice212psych