The Fuzz
Oh yeah… Did I mention during various points in my pretend coma, my awakening, and my puke-fest, I was visted by 2 overly nice and friendly fire martials.
I guess they have been trying to figure out what started the fire, but since I don’t remember anything about it I cant really help them at all. They do know it started in my microwave and since the fire was relatively small and only in my kitchen, that has left a lot of questions out there.
They keep stopping by anyway to ask me the same list of questions over and over and over, I guess they are hoping ill slip up one day and bust out saying…
“YES! Its true! I decided one day that I wanted to end it all and the best way was to turn my microwave on and let it go so long that it starts a fire, and…”
oh this is so fucking stupid…. Cops, how fucking useless…
I guess they have been trying to figure out what started the fire, but since I don’t remember anything about it I cant really help them at all. They do know it started in my microwave and since the fire was relatively small and only in my kitchen, that has left a lot of questions out there.
They keep stopping by anyway to ask me the same list of questions over and over and over, I guess they are hoping ill slip up one day and bust out saying…
“YES! Its true! I decided one day that I wanted to end it all and the best way was to turn my microwave on and let it go so long that it starts a fire, and…”
oh this is so fucking stupid…. Cops, how fucking useless…