ever since i can remember i been poppin' my collar
mmmkay.
erin and i live next to possibly two of the most idiotic human beings to ever walk the face of the earth. and oh yes, they just happen to be roommates. not to mention FUCKING ANNOYING. there are just over 43 days until i come home, and i can honestly say that i cannot wait to never have to set eyes on, or hear either of their voices ever again. i'm sure you're thinking to yourself, "now, naomi must be over-exaggerating...they can't be that bad." believe me, they are. want some examples, do you? fine...here you go.
yesterday, we get a knock on the door, so erin goes and opens it. as soon as she does, our neighbor (aaron) and his friend russell (idiot, i'll get to him later) just take a picture of her and walk away. like, what was the point of that? that may be the dumbest 6th grade thing ever. who does that?? yeah, that was beyond annoying.
today, aaron knocked on our door while erin was showering so i opened it to find him just standing there. so i'm like, "uhh...hi?" and he goes, "hi!" (except he says it in this really annoying voice that he always uses) so he says 'hi'...and then just proceeds to stand there, staring at me with his creepy stalker-stare for a good 15 seconds. 15 SECONDS. so i finally say, "what do you want?!" he stares at me again, and then says, "nothing, i was just saying 'hi' and seeing how your day was went." so i said, "uhh, fine? it's SCHOOL. the same thing i do everyday." he says, "oh, have you done anything fun lately?" i say, "uhh, i wore flip-flops over the weekend because i felt like it?" he goes, "did you wear them to class today?" i say no, and he goes, "why not?" "well, it snowed yesterday and i would have had to walk through it...duh." he says, "oh, i see. well, i'm going to go put chapstick on because i forgot it when i went to work, and i work outside." stares at me again for a good 10 seconds. i say, "umm...okay?" and he says, "have a good night!"
yeah, that conversation was a waste of my time and killed me a little inside.
you want to know something cute? and by cute i mean NOT SO CUTE AT ALL?
okay, so i mentioned aaron's friend russell above, right? right.
and we all know that my dad died, right? right.
SO. get this.
russell knocks on the door the other day, erin answers, and he asks if i am there. so i go to the door, and erin goes and sits at her computer. first of all HE HUGS ME. did i give him permission to do that? NO. that was strike one. and then he's like, "hey naomi, how are you doing?" (in what he must have thought ot be a soothing tone) i go, "i'm great." he says, "well, because i heard about everything that happened with your dad, and i'm really sorry and i tried to talk to you earlier one day but you had class...so i wanted to see how you were doing." once again, i say, "i'm great. i'm fine. everything's fine." and then he goes, "well, i'll let you go...but you know...if you ever need to talk to anyone about it, or need a shoulder to cry on, or just wanna hang out and go have a good time...just give me a call..." and i'm like, "uhh, riiiiiight. ha." that was strike two. and then...HE HUGS ME AGAIN as he leaves. strike three. i had half a mind to knock that bitch out right then and there. seriously...do you really think that i want you, of all people, who i've met maybe twice, to talk to me about my dad's death? NEGATIVE. do you really think that i want you to use my dad as an excuse for you to hit on me? NO. NO. NO. i swear, people are stupid. beyond stupid. gaaaahhh.
well, those are just some of the recent conversations that erin and i are constantly tortured with...i haven't even written about the neighbor i hate yet. i'll leave that for another night.
in other news, erin and i are still having weird moods and laughing attacks...it's pretty sweet, i'm not gonna lie.
it also snowed yesterday, and is supposed to snow all week. so...by the time i leave here we will still have snow on the ground. i will go from still having winter in the u.p...to practically summer in wisconsin. saweet? i haven't decided yet.
oh, P.S.--did anyone else watch 'american idol' tonight? because i'm pretty sure paula abdul was DRUNK OFF HER ASS.
that is all.
i love you all and hope you have great days tomorrow! (well, today for us, seeing as how we're an hour ahead)
erin and i live next to possibly two of the most idiotic human beings to ever walk the face of the earth. and oh yes, they just happen to be roommates. not to mention FUCKING ANNOYING. there are just over 43 days until i come home, and i can honestly say that i cannot wait to never have to set eyes on, or hear either of their voices ever again. i'm sure you're thinking to yourself, "now, naomi must be over-exaggerating...they can't be that bad." believe me, they are. want some examples, do you? fine...here you go.
yesterday, we get a knock on the door, so erin goes and opens it. as soon as she does, our neighbor (aaron) and his friend russell (idiot, i'll get to him later) just take a picture of her and walk away. like, what was the point of that? that may be the dumbest 6th grade thing ever. who does that?? yeah, that was beyond annoying.
today, aaron knocked on our door while erin was showering so i opened it to find him just standing there. so i'm like, "uhh...hi?" and he goes, "hi!" (except he says it in this really annoying voice that he always uses) so he says 'hi'...and then just proceeds to stand there, staring at me with his creepy stalker-stare for a good 15 seconds. 15 SECONDS. so i finally say, "what do you want?!" he stares at me again, and then says, "nothing, i was just saying 'hi' and seeing how your day was went." so i said, "uhh, fine? it's SCHOOL. the same thing i do everyday." he says, "oh, have you done anything fun lately?" i say, "uhh, i wore flip-flops over the weekend because i felt like it?" he goes, "did you wear them to class today?" i say no, and he goes, "why not?" "well, it snowed yesterday and i would have had to walk through it...duh." he says, "oh, i see. well, i'm going to go put chapstick on because i forgot it when i went to work, and i work outside." stares at me again for a good 10 seconds. i say, "umm...okay?" and he says, "have a good night!"
yeah, that conversation was a waste of my time and killed me a little inside.
you want to know something cute? and by cute i mean NOT SO CUTE AT ALL?
okay, so i mentioned aaron's friend russell above, right? right.
and we all know that my dad died, right? right.
SO. get this.
russell knocks on the door the other day, erin answers, and he asks if i am there. so i go to the door, and erin goes and sits at her computer. first of all HE HUGS ME. did i give him permission to do that? NO. that was strike one. and then he's like, "hey naomi, how are you doing?" (in what he must have thought ot be a soothing tone) i go, "i'm great." he says, "well, because i heard about everything that happened with your dad, and i'm really sorry and i tried to talk to you earlier one day but you had class...so i wanted to see how you were doing." once again, i say, "i'm great. i'm fine. everything's fine." and then he goes, "well, i'll let you go...but you know...if you ever need to talk to anyone about it, or need a shoulder to cry on, or just wanna hang out and go have a good time...just give me a call..." and i'm like, "uhh, riiiiiight. ha." that was strike two. and then...HE HUGS ME AGAIN as he leaves. strike three. i had half a mind to knock that bitch out right then and there. seriously...do you really think that i want you, of all people, who i've met maybe twice, to talk to me about my dad's death? NEGATIVE. do you really think that i want you to use my dad as an excuse for you to hit on me? NO. NO. NO. i swear, people are stupid. beyond stupid. gaaaahhh.
well, those are just some of the recent conversations that erin and i are constantly tortured with...i haven't even written about the neighbor i hate yet. i'll leave that for another night.
in other news, erin and i are still having weird moods and laughing attacks...it's pretty sweet, i'm not gonna lie.
it also snowed yesterday, and is supposed to snow all week. so...by the time i leave here we will still have snow on the ground. i will go from still having winter in the u.p...to practically summer in wisconsin. saweet? i haven't decided yet.
oh, P.S.--did anyone else watch 'american idol' tonight? because i'm pretty sure paula abdul was DRUNK OFF HER ASS.
that is all.
i love you all and hope you have great days tomorrow! (well, today for us, seeing as how we're an hour ahead)