people make me laugh-and i have nothing to do! wahoo! yes! crazy time!

Oct 22, 2005 19:21

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so, i love it when people make me laugh. and i know you do too. these quotes may not make sense to you, but they make me happy:

your's and gregg's babies would so whoop all of our babies in hottness!-megan

that's one sex toy gone wrong, i'll tell you!-erin

i would get gang-attacked. not gang raped-nobody would want to touch me in those things!-erin

that's an intersting feeling for free!-erin

that's some wicked e-lec-tri-ci-ty man!-eric bright

milk! milk! milk!-shawnna

dude, you're such a d-bag, man!-derrik

yeah, skittles!-megan

take me to your babies!-julia

naomi: mike, are you a capricorn?
mike: i forgot my adoral.

will somebody please put a pillow under my head before i choke on this popcorn?!-alimatu

it's kind of like 'you break it, you buy it'...'you fuck it, you get it'-mike b.

i can eat more than anyone in this room, except maybe mike, because mike has no intestines-megan

i was just checking to see if my nipples are that dark!-mike b.

i think i'm getting high with all that plastic!-erin

basically, sexy people are pansies!-mike b.

no, it's okay-nate said it's cool that i'm a lesbian!-megan

oh, look-a bike!-alimatu

i think i'm just going to wait here until the next round of pee comes...-alimatu

so today i saw a squirrel without a tail. and i thought, "that might be a gopher" and then it ran up a tree, and i realized that gophers don't run up trees-erin

i couldn't sweet-talk a sweet potato-nate

...and she was talking about like how smoking pot effects the spermies and shit. and i was like, you can have pot babies...and then smoke them-julia

i'm silly, like a silly dilly!-shawnna

my mom said that i have a lazy eye. i beg to differ. it only comes out when i smile...plays peek-a-boo...-julia

i felt better at least a little afterwards...now my ass hurts like a bitch!-shawnna

WHAT did they do in that bathroom?! it smells like a mixture of rotten cheese and tumor pus! and i know what that smells like, in case you were wondering!-erin

i'm gonna fuck you up, midget!-alison

what's wrong? why are you screaming?!-sarah orlopp

yeah, dude. he'll start showing up in my bed...like jesus did-julia

i'm gonna bang you in the mouth!-alison

like, what do you think of? old decrepit woman? HOOKER?!-erin

haha...what's a dildo?-rachy

we could try to make babies, although we don't have penises-julia

she needs a bra...for her right boob...the other one seems fully supported...how does that work?-erin

we gangstas and gangstas don't dance, we boogie-julia

the eagle of chi-chi...-isaac

oh, na-o-mi...you are the best friend i ever had...you big pimpin' and spendin' the cheese!-beth

give me my fiddy!-amy

you're supa sexical with soy sauce-julia

chunch...wah!-beth

i remember the first time i was in there...i was like "damn! they are close!"-julia

julia: she wanted to tap that
naomi: we are too pure to be thinking such nasty thoughts
julia: get some kinky lovin' goin' on with her butterknife...

i know you enjoyed that. i decided not to add quotes from myself, because i'm just too damn amusing for you to handle. you know it's true, don't deny it you jealous hater. i love quotes. tell me some quotes! ahh-i'm going cuh-ray-zee. wahoo. i'm fucking pumped. and i finally got that stupid ___is love pile of shit to not say icatchfireflies. it's a saturday night and i have nothing to do. sweetness! maybe a movie, and definitely some coffee? perhaps! oh! but richie rich was on today, and i was EFFING pumped! you have no idea. and angie, please note what i'm listening to...weird coincidence...me likey.
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