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[icaststhespells]

It has been brought to my attention that a number of annoying Girl Scouts have been going around trying to get everyone they deem "evil", i.e. like half of us here, to do good deeds and nice things and all that other bull. I just have one thing to say to you twerps. Look around us. See all that, y'know, fire and lava and brimstone and such?

This isn

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[peachhat]

These odd people went after you, too?

2/3

[peachhat]

...murder party? Hm. I assume this means you're a blood thirsty demon. Hmm.

3/3

[peachhat]

After some consideration, I think you're just a pathetic weakling who is trying to goad actually powerful people into giving him some justification for his mewling existance.

*she gives him a happy, cheerful smile*

[icaststhespells]

Wow, passive-aggressive much?

[peachhat]

You're not following the script.

[icaststhespells]

What script.

[peachhat]

The one where you get angry and try to attack me with all that evil power mumbo jumbo you have around.

Come on, do I have to make up lines for you, too?

[icaststhespells]

Oh come on, is that really what you expected from me? I'm more than just a loudmouthed killing machine! I'm a real person, with my own feelings. I'm perfectly capable of carrying on a normal conversation withoHADOKEN!

[peachhat]

Yes, I diiiii-whoa!

*Tenshi, being a touhou character, grazes the huge laser of doom, racking a lot of points in the process!*

That was cool! It's almost like my version of it, just a different color. Say, can you use two of those at the same time, firing into two different directions?

[icaststhespells]

why do I always miss

[peachhat]

Because you only use one laser, dork. How are you expecting to hit anything with something like that?

Even Cirno is harder to dodge.

[icaststhespells]

It works on the random civilians, anyway. I don't know why you people didn't get the memo.

[peachhat]

Even my mother could take out random civilians.

And she's a crone.

[icaststhespells]

Your mom took out random civilians.

With me.

Last night.

In bed.

Yeah.

[peachhat]

Hah, I wish you had. The old bat breaking those celestial vows would be awesome!

I don't think you'd have what it'd take, though. You seem awfully impotent to me.

[icaststhespells]

WHO TOLD YOU

I mean.

Am not.