umm...

[icaruswasbored]

...don't ask me how i found this, but....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=22702&item=3683625648

WHY???!!!! Who the hell would buy this?!
...while you're at it, look at his "other items"....hahaha.. shudder..