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[icarussuicide]

Nathan: "You know what they're doing at my work right now?"
Me: "No, what?"
Nathan: "They're making raptors wear pants with button flies to enrage them into berserker mode."
Me: "?!?!"

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[mountain_jew]

BUTTONFLIES MAKE ME FURIOUS! GRAHHH!!1!!!11

[icarussuicide]

i don't mind them so much but apparently their quite unpleasant to raptors. what with the berserking and all.

[mountain_jew]

i think it's because their stupid little arms can't reach all the way down there to unbutton them. that's why raptors always wear sweatpants.

[icarussuicide]

yeah! All those scientists are always talking about how smart raptors are but really they're just the unemployed balding men of prehistoric creatures!

[mountain_jew]

perhaps raptors are the carls of yore?