Rule #1 for surviving zombie apocalypse: cardio
Watching Zombieland:
Me: Hee! Zombies &hearts
ScrawnyHero: *in bathroom stall* Zombies are scary. Clowns are worse.
Clown: Boo!
Me: Holyfuckgetawaymommy!
My heart: Please not to be doing this again.
Me: Mandatory scaryass clown: check. Now I can watch this movie in peace. Surely there will be no more red-nosed hellspawn.
Zombieland: *whistles* Nope, no more clowns in here. Promise.
ScrawnyHero: what's up with this clown?
Zombie!Clown: BOO!
Me: OMGWTFDEMONZOMBIECLOWNFROMHELL
My heart: That's it, I'm done.
I really should've seen it coming.
In other news, the hotass (not the tall one) from that show I am totally not obsessed with got engaged to that hotass redhead who had a threesome with Kumar and a bag of pot.
And there's a con coming up. That is one curageous man right there.
Me: Hee! Zombies &hearts
ScrawnyHero: *in bathroom stall* Zombies are scary. Clowns are worse.
Clown: Boo!
Me: Holyfuckgetawaymommy!
My heart: Please not to be doing this again.
Me: Mandatory scaryass clown: check. Now I can watch this movie in peace. Surely there will be no more red-nosed hellspawn.
Zombieland: *whistles* Nope, no more clowns in here. Promise.
ScrawnyHero: what's up with this clown?
Zombie!Clown: BOO!
Me: OMGWTFDEMONZOMBIECLOWNFROMHELL
My heart: That's it, I'm done.
I really should've seen it coming.
In other news, the hotass (not the tall one) from that show I am totally not obsessed with got engaged to that hotass redhead who had a threesome with Kumar and a bag of pot.
And there's a con coming up. That is one curageous man right there.