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So i'm thinking about getting myself expelled in a spectacular show of wit and defiance, but i'm not sure how. Let's review my high school career, shall we?
Freshman year
sliced someone's hand open with a ripped in half soda can, hacked into school computers, generally did all in my power to scare those around me, and broke almost all of the dress code rules. oh, and i hit Richard in the head with a desk.
PUNISMENT = nothing
Sophomore year:
Sleeping in classes, defiance, breaking more dress code rules, one (small) fight, and one more (worse) fight. saving mice from stupid seniors. broke all but two of the dress code rules.
Punishment = nothing
Junior year:
Hacked school computers with the aid of some friends, climbing on roof, and using seven up cans as grenades, general defiance, ditching class to go to yearbook, and drug use (calm down, only nicotine and alcohol) on a school sponsored trip. broke all but two of the dress code rules.
PUNISMENT = nothing.
Senior year:
Climbing on the roof near power lines, ditching THIRTY HOURS of class, setting the school on fire (four times) fighting asb, one (small) fight, throwing a twenty pound weight at someone in pe, spying on the administration, and publishing photos of the mildly pornographic rally. forgot that we had a dress code.
PUNISMENT = twenty minutes of detention.
WHAT THE FUCK?
honestly, sometimes i feel really starved for attention, because if i'm getting away with this shit, no one must notice me at all.
Freshman year
sliced someone's hand open with a ripped in half soda can, hacked into school computers, generally did all in my power to scare those around me, and broke almost all of the dress code rules. oh, and i hit Richard in the head with a desk.
PUNISMENT = nothing
Sophomore year:
Sleeping in classes, defiance, breaking more dress code rules, one (small) fight, and one more (worse) fight. saving mice from stupid seniors. broke all but two of the dress code rules.
Punishment = nothing
Junior year:
Hacked school computers with the aid of some friends, climbing on roof, and using seven up cans as grenades, general defiance, ditching class to go to yearbook, and drug use (calm down, only nicotine and alcohol) on a school sponsored trip. broke all but two of the dress code rules.
PUNISMENT = nothing.
Senior year:
Climbing on the roof near power lines, ditching THIRTY HOURS of class, setting the school on fire (four times) fighting asb, one (small) fight, throwing a twenty pound weight at someone in pe, spying on the administration, and publishing photos of the mildly pornographic rally. forgot that we had a dress code.
PUNISMENT = twenty minutes of detention.
WHAT THE FUCK?
honestly, sometimes i feel really starved for attention, because if i'm getting away with this shit, no one must notice me at all.