*ring, ring*
"Stargate Atlantis Big Bang, John speaking."
"Um. Yeah. I was thinking about doing the Big Bang but I've got this wedding in May."
"Not a problem. The final deadline's not till August 16th. You can do your wedding and write your Big Bang story."
"It's my wedding."
"Oh. Um. Can you think of anything more inspiring than writing slashy porn right before your honeymoon? You can even include a wedding in the fic. I mean, hey, you've already done all the research."
"Gee, that's a great idea!"
"Let me connect you
right now."
April 12th is the final day to sign up for the
Stargate Big Bang.
Writers
here. Artists and mixers
here.