That prickling needle-like pain

[icarusancalion]

That prickling needle-like pain tells me I failed in my aim to not get conjunctivitis in my right eye as well.

Arrgh. There goes my Big Bang fic.

Also posted at http://icarusancalion.dreamwidth.org - Er. But please don't unfriend my LJ over this.

Comments

[enemyfrigate]

Ouch.

Fun experiment: try to write the rest of the story using only your touch typing skills. See what kinds of gibberish you come up with. Count your typos. Fun for the whole family.

[icarusancalion]

You think that'll count for the last 10k words? :D

[enemyfrigate]

Not only can you do that for 10,000 words, but you can tell readers that it's all a CODE and that there's a prize for deciphering it.

[icarusancalion]

Heh.

Yes, but I can tell the mod that?

[enemyfrigate]

You can tell the mod anything you like - of course you can tell her that.

Whether she accepts that explanation or not is probably up to the lords of chaos, however, and they are notoriously unbribable.

[icarusancalion]

I make regular sacrifices to the lords of chaos, but it never does me any good.

[enemyfrigate]

That is because they are the lords of chaos and not the lords of efficiency.